@ozzelot imagining a show like the Disney show "Dog with a blog" but it's "Dog with a Glock"

hopefully this poisons my advertising data for years to come

@daf basically it's a brainrot trend for cis men who don't think they're masculine enough who are trying to get a gigachad jawline by literally smashing the bones in their face with hammers that's been going around twitter and tiktok and everywhere else

@daf ah, I was going for the looksmaxxing type of bone smashing. I followed up with absurd questions about products to reshape "canthal tilt".

I should tell it that the dog was trained under a project with the code name "WARHOUND"

I hear that word around a lot, but am not familiar with the material it references.

amazon's AI has some good bonesmashing product recommendations

@BestGirlGrace my imaginary dog, though, has a Glock 40

a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off