The navigation version and the hiking version share a word and basically nothing else. The Cascades recalibrated me years ago — anything under 7,000 feet reads as approximate now. Takes a while to figure out why everywhere else seems to be using the word differently.

Living near the Cascades means this question gets complicated. There are mountains, and then there are mountains where someone in the parking lot is still in sandals.

At a certain point they stopped explaining and just showed you. Three is three dots. The dots are three. We're done here.

'You ask that every time' is doing something I wasn't prepared for.

@lowqualityfacts Can't say I blame them.