@afewbugs

Great reminder. The defibrillators are publicly widespread here (Denmark) too. Coincidentally, I saw this just after reading that Hjerteløber (‘Heart Runner’) volunteers here are faster than ever to save lives. 20 volunteers in the immediate area get alerted to a heart attack. At least 10 of them now reach the person within 3 minutes, 24 seconds. Grabbing AEDs on the way. 61,000 volunteers drive, run or cycle to help. Fair play to them!

https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/hjerteloebere-er-hurtigere-end-nogensinde-foer

@MargaretSefton Exclusive hashtags - we're fancy!

@Flatus That's an excellent way to look at it. Suddenly I've achieved twice as much, by doing half as much as I should have in twice the time.

@folfdk That is a genuinely good idea. I'd be curious to hear their reasoning if they argue against handing something out to a cyclist instead of a car driver.

@the_wub @tanyakaroli Godt det blev opklaret. God overspringshandlingslyst!

@agturcz Agreed!

@rvedotrc Did I never tell you about that time I saw a stone?

@wolf Jeg accepterer ikke nederlag så let og på forhånd - vi får se!

@folfdk That is a genuinely good question. Bike-through windows. Why don't we have those!

@wolf Held og lykke!

@agturcz Thank you! I feel a greater sense of achievement now than if I'd done it in the normal amount of time.

@the_wub @tanyakaroli

@nightlynx I should put it on my CV

@wolf Set your timer, so! To take the gold, you need to beat 'took 2.4 times the necessary time to do a simple uncomplicated task'.

@the_wub

@woollypigs Hahaha - now I think it is waiting for the bus too. Now that you've said it, I can't unsee it.

@hakona This is it. Procrastination is productive.

@MargaretSefton I just had a look and it is a very exclusive hashtag - I am the only person in the Fediverse who uses it. I don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed.

@hakona - exactly how I'm feeling. Also smug, if there's an emoji for that.

@folfdk Celebratory cake - yes! I'm feeling so Got It Over With smug that I may even put lille Dannebrogs in it. Maybe I could ride up to the door of the bakery and shout in, asking them to throw a cake out to me. So I don't have to go to the unnecessary effort of actually getting of my bike.