The President of the United States has got me agreeing with Putin about Denmark. Who the fuck even am I any more.

@pelle brick has my vote.

no no you see tyranny is when someone requests that you use a certain pronoun not when I send rogue paramilitary death squads into your city to hunt down and murder your neighbors

If you are promoting 3rd party voting during a fascist state then you are on the side of the fascist state.

Edit for clarification: "on the side of" here means "a useful tool of" and not "actually a fascist in disguise".

Okay I'm a teacher so let me explain in simple terms what happens the second the US invades Greenland:

1. NATO dissolves.
This would literally be a founding member of NATO invading another member nation. This would be a gross violation of one of our longest held treaties in our history. NATO as it exists, would not, and could not, survive.

2. Instant war.
This triggers the defense clause of the post-WW2 agreement, a clause specifically written to trigger if this exact thing were to ever happen. We are instantly at war with (at bare minimum!) the other 11 founding nations: Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, Iceland, Italy, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, and the UK.

3. Financial ruin.
The EU is the largest holder of US foreign debt and it isn't even close. With every country now left defending itself, most of the EU decides that loaning money to a nation currently at war with them is a bad idea. They call in the debts, stop extending us credit, and within a week every US based business from Amazon to Walmart experiences an extinction level event.

4. We never, ever recover from this.
There is absolutely no way on God's green earth any nation ever trusts us ever again after this. How the fuck could they? Even if we get rid of Trump, even if we get rid of elected Republicans, even if we get rid of MAGA as an ideology itself, all we have proven in the end is that our friendship is capricious and can't be relied on because it could just as easily flip flop in another four years.

5. This isn't even including long term effects.
This is literally just what happens the very moment we send American troops to invade Denmark soil. We lose. That's what happens. We lose forever.

When your "Oops! All Fascism!" plan turns out to be wildly unpopular with people who enjoy doing things like "existing"

Read this headline closely.

1. It's second hand information
2. From a source known to lie
3. A week after the murder
4. Which admits there were medics on the scene
5. And the most common form of internal bleeding is called a BRUISE

The murder and immediate smearing of Renee Good is a prelude to the official Executive Order granting ICE permission to execute anybody at any time for any reason. Mark my words.

Advice to European nations from an American:

Put troops in Greenland now. He will try to seize it if you don't send military assets to protect that territory. And you need to do it now. Shoot American troops if necessary.

He's an idiot and he's evil. But he's also a coward. He will back down immediately if faced with aggressive, coordinated, international opposition. It's simple. We are your enemy. Treat us as such.

I'd like you to know some numbers.

340.
That's the number of brand new billionaires we made in 2025. Roughly one a day and more than any other year.

9 million.
That's the number of people who died of hunger in 2025. Over 24,000 every single day for an entire year.

40 billion.
That's the number of dollars it would cost to end world hunger. Not to alleviate it. Not to lessen it. To eradicate it.

11.
That's the percentage tax we would have needed to impose on ONLY new wealth on ONLY billionaires in ONLY 2025 in order to eradicate world hunger. Eleven percent. That's all. Compared to the vast coffers of wealth they've already accumulated that's a rounding error.

Eat the rich. Tax them now.

Pick a New Year's Resolution

On this New Year's Eve, 2025, I would like to wish everybody an uneventful New Year. May 2026 be boring, predictable, safe, and gentle. And may you experience many, many precedented events.

My ducks are absolutely not in a row. At this point I don't even know where my ducks are. I have two cats and a husband and I am absolutely certain without even looking that they are not in a row either.

Iowa just made history by electing their first black woman to the Senate.

She won with a 71.5% supermajority, a 27 point overperformance in a district Kamala Harris only won by 16 points, which makes the electorate swing a gobsmacking 11 points toward Democrats.

Trump has pissed off the ENTIRE nation.

One day, Trump will be dead, and everybody you know will suddenly have always been against this.

Remember if you have to spend Christmas at home with your MAGA parents and relatives, no you don't. Staying home and making other plans are both valid options.

#dangitofallthetimestocomedownwiththeflu

"where were all the trans people before?"

We hid. And if we didn't hide, we died.
- we were deemed clinically insane.
- we we imprisoned.
- we were put in institutions.
- we were forcibly medically castrated.
- we were tortured with electric shocks.
- we were hunted down and killed.
- our murderers claimed "panic" and were set free.
- many of us chose the "easy way out" instead.

Helping trans people exist is good, actually.

There are 0 trans people in the Epstein files. Take all the time with that you need.

Home Alone 2: Epstein Files Edition