We could call it The Feast of the Billionaires. Traditional foods include parasitic animals like cuckoos and anglerfish and dishes of parasitic plants including Maltese mushrooms and the berries of Hydnora africana. Decorations include small guillotines that can be bought in 10-packs at Walmart, and full size ones from Home Depot. People gather at large public bonfires and burn the currently richest man in effigy while singing “9 to 5” and other working class hymns.