@MikeElgan
That Meta income rounding down to zero is the funniest. The company that's running its flagship website into the ground and spent billions on a VR 'verse that they canned after a month can't make income from AI? I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

@LikeItOrLumpIt
"They climb grass and wait for you."

When you put it that way, it sounds way worse.

@falcennial
Chat?

As in "Add the appropriate HTML tags to this plain text because I'm a lazy bastard?" about once a month.

Actually have a conversation? Not since ChatGPT was first released to see what it would do and it got real boring real fast.

@ChrisMayLA6
Creating a class of criminal you can just ignore the law and process for is the entire point of the term "terrorist" anyway. Now the managerialists get to follow their dream of using it to get rid of citizens who make things messy and complicated.

@pluralistic
"Are you proud of yourselves?" would be an interesting question to ask, but that would require the sort of self-reflection that the Met Police certainly select against.