The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow

[alex@dads.cool]

@hannah how big of a sample size is worthwhile when 100% of your respondents can’t tell you the current date

[hannah@posts.rat.pictures]

Our innovative approach: instead of doing something, we simply do not do it. at a fraction of the cost

[sj@sparrowhawk.social]

@hannah What the Absolute Fuck

[foobarsoft@mastodon.social]

@hannah ‍️ They can’t possibly be that dumb can they?

(Yes I know)

[wordshaper@weatherishappening.network]

@hannah

Me: Screams into the void

Void: Due to increased volumes the void can't answer your scream at the moment. Your scream is very important to us, please hold, there are only 31,415,926 people ahead of you in the scream queue.

[whiskeysailor@reefahoy.boats]

@alex @hannah Wow, 100% of AI poll said that my product is the best product ever!

[fiend_unpleasant@mastodon.social]

@hannah manufacturing consent

[patcharcana@furry.engineer]

@hannah I feel like this practice is a fundamental misunderstanding of its own problem space.

This doesn't come within three or four degrees of freedom of measuring what the advocates seem to think it measures.

[ellenor2000@mastodon.top]

@hannah that _literally can't work_ #lang_en

[lerxst@az.social]

@hannah Well, shit, I can make old-school Markov chainbots that will answer your poll questions that will emulate human answers too. This is literally less than useless.

[apocheir@hachyderm.io]

@hannah oh this is going to fuck up so many things in an election year

[june@mspsocial.net]

@hannah oh my GOD