The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow
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The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow
@hannah the part of me that used to work in adtech knows exactly who the customers for this stuff are. there's been woo-woo like this in the "neuromarketing" space for years and years
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The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow
@hannah how big of a sample size is worthwhile when 100% of your respondents can’t tell you the current date
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The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow
Our innovative approach: instead of doing something, we simply do not do it. at a fraction of the cost
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The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow
@hannah What the Absolute Fuck
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The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow
@hannah
️ They can’t possibly be that dumb can they?(Yes I know)
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The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow
Me: Screams into the void
Void: Due to increased volumes the void can't answer your scream at the moment. Your scream is very important to us, please hold, there are only 31,415,926 people ahead of you in the scream queue.
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@hannah how big of a sample size is worthwhile when 100% of your respondents can’t tell you the current date
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The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow
@hannah manufacturing consent
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The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow
@hannah I feel like this practice is a fundamental misunderstanding of its own problem space.
This doesn't come within three or four degrees of freedom of measuring what the advocates seem to think it measures.
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The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow
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The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow
@hannah Well, shit, I can make old-school Markov chainbots that will answer your poll questions that will emulate human answers too. This is literally less than useless.
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The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow
@hannah oh this is going to fuck up so many things in an election year
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The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow
@hannah oh my GOD
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