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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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  • mayintoronto@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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    #15

    @dsalo @evacide would certainly make better choices for rulers these days.

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    • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

      When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

      netzblockierer@tech.lgbtN This user is from outside of this forum
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      #16

      @evacide I always answer

      That's classified

      And that is the truth…

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      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

        utf_7@mastodon.socialU This user is from outside of this forum
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        #17

        @evacide

        "on your chair"

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        • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

          When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

          heathen_cat@furs.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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          #18

          @evacide
          So, project management.

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          • ryan@m29.usR ryan@m29.us

            @evacide Everybody believes they are the hero of their own story.

            Not me! I firmly recognize I am the NPC which you think is about to give you a main quest, but is really just there for flavor text.

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            #19

            @ryan @evacide

            me too. once in high school we were asked to write an essay(?) which film character fits us the most (with arguments of course)

            in a star wars movie (cannot recall which) you saw two guys in the background cleaning a window.

            i've never seen such a compassionate facial expression when teacher handed me the essay back

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            • an0key@chaos.socialA an0key@chaos.social

              @evacide I still recall when in perm world, end of year reviews - what are your targets for next year? to make it that I never have to fill out these poxy forms again…

              Setup my own co 12 years ago 🤣

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              #20

              @an0key @evacide

              staying alive in the fist place

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              • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                #21

                @evacide probably not, but now I have a new retirement goal, thanks!!!

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                • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                  When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                  jjacobsson@mastodon.gamedev.placeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #22

                  @evacide what kind of boring ass jobs are you interviewing for?

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                  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                    401matthall@mastodon.xyz4 This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #23

                    @evacide

                    Psssh.

                    What does an interviewer know.

                    Psssh, I say.

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                    • thriftwicker@mastodon.socialT thriftwicker@mastodon.social

                      @evacide People still think there are at least 5 years left?!

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                      #24

                      @thriftwicker @evacide I see myself slowly losing a battle to mutant zombies as the food and ammo run out.

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                      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                        #25

                        @evacide the same place I'm living currently 👻

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                        • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                          When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                          #26

                          @evacide They also don't seem to like:

                          "Oh I se my self working completely for free for you, until you kill me off as Soylent green"

                          Then I'm suddenly being rude.

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                          • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                            When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                            #27

                            @evacide most likely in a mirror. That's where I've seen myself for most of my life, and I don't really expect that to change radically.

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                            • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                              When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                              neutronstar@infosec.exchange
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                              #28

                              @evacide
                              When I got this question for the first time, I had just left highschool and waiting to get into college.
                              The interviewer said: ”Where do you see yourself in five years?”
                              I said: ”Well, at the last term of my college education I presume.”

                              *I don’t think that’s the answer you’re supposed to give…*

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                              • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                                #29

                                @evacide I guess I'll try "having wares if you have coin"?

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                                • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                                  When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

                                  mangochutney@social.lolM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #30

                                  @evacide even when applying for the National Park Service or similar?

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                                  • N neutronstar@infosec.exchange

                                    @evacide
                                    When I got this question for the first time, I had just left highschool and waiting to get into college.
                                    The interviewer said: ”Where do you see yourself in five years?”
                                    I said: ”Well, at the last term of my college education I presume.”

                                    *I don’t think that’s the answer you’re supposed to give…*

                                    kwramm@mastodon.gamedev.placeK This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #31

                                    @neutronstar @evacide there are no stupid answers, only dumb questions and this is one of them

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