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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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    #17

    @evacide

    "on your chair"

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    • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

      When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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      #18

      @evacide
      So, project management.

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      • ryan@m29.usR ryan@m29.us

        @evacide Everybody believes they are the hero of their own story.

        Not me! I firmly recognize I am the NPC which you think is about to give you a main quest, but is really just there for flavor text.

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        #19

        @ryan @evacide

        me too. once in high school we were asked to write an essay(?) which film character fits us the most (with arguments of course)

        in a star wars movie (cannot recall which) you saw two guys in the background cleaning a window.

        i've never seen such a compassionate facial expression when teacher handed me the essay back

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        • an0key@chaos.socialA an0key@chaos.social

          @evacide I still recall when in perm world, end of year reviews - what are your targets for next year? to make it that I never have to fill out these poxy forms again…

          Setup my own co 12 years ago 🤣

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          #20

          @an0key @evacide

          staying alive in the fist place

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          • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

            When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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            #21

            @evacide probably not, but now I have a new retirement goal, thanks!!!

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            • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

              When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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              #22

              @evacide what kind of boring ass jobs are you interviewing for?

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              • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                #23

                @evacide

                Psssh.

                What does an interviewer know.

                Psssh, I say.

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                • thriftwicker@mastodon.socialT thriftwicker@mastodon.social

                  @evacide People still think there are at least 5 years left?!

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                  #24

                  @thriftwicker @evacide I see myself slowly losing a battle to mutant zombies as the food and ammo run out.

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                  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                    #25

                    @evacide the same place I'm living currently 👻

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                    • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                      When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                      #26

                      @evacide They also don't seem to like:

                      "Oh I se my self working completely for free for you, until you kill me off as Soylent green"

                      Then I'm suddenly being rude.

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                      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                        #27

                        @evacide most likely in a mirror. That's where I've seen myself for most of my life, and I don't really expect that to change radically.

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                        • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                          When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                          #28

                          @evacide
                          When I got this question for the first time, I had just left highschool and waiting to get into college.
                          The interviewer said: ”Where do you see yourself in five years?”
                          I said: ”Well, at the last term of my college education I presume.”

                          *I don’t think that’s the answer you’re supposed to give…*

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                          • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                            When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                            #29

                            @evacide I guess I'll try "having wares if you have coin"?

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                            • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                              When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                              #30

                              @evacide even when applying for the National Park Service or similar?

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                              • N neutronstar@infosec.exchange

                                @evacide
                                When I got this question for the first time, I had just left highschool and waiting to get into college.
                                The interviewer said: ”Where do you see yourself in five years?”
                                I said: ”Well, at the last term of my college education I presume.”

                                *I don’t think that’s the answer you’re supposed to give…*

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                                #31

                                @neutronstar @evacide there are no stupid answers, only dumb questions and this is one of them

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