I'm hiring an intern.
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“Vegeta! What's the scouter say about @catsalad's list of job applicants?”
“IT'S OVER 9000!!!!”
@argv_minus_one WHAT?!? OVER 9000!
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@catsalad What's the salary like? It better not be that dry kibble garbage!
@JessTheUnstill
This salary better be salty
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad Here is my application.
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@catsalad
*Maintains contact*
*Slowly pushes the job ad off the table.*
*Slow blinks*@mayintoronto You're hired!!!
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Do I have to come in to the office cardboard box, or can I cardboard box from home?
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@mayintoronto You're hired!!!
@catsalad
*Judges this reaction*
*Judging intensifies*
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@azonenberg @isol @catsalad Pro tip: if you Zoom from inside a paper bag, no one knows where the paper bag is located.
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Do I have to come in to the office cardboard box, or can I cardboard box from home?
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad Been online since 1993 - I excel in shitposting; Meow Mix song constantly in my head; thrive in static, slow paced environments - fatigue requires constant napping.
References available whenever I get around to it.
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad Ok but will you pay more than kitty kibbles?
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@catsalad What's the salary like? It better not be that dry kibble garbage!
@JessTheUnstill @catsalad old joke:
A manager says "we need some help around the office". So he types up a job ad and the receptionist puts it in the window. It says: "Help wanted. Must be able to type. Must be good with computers. Must be bilingual".
A little later, a dog trots in, jumps on the receptionist's desk, then sniffs the job ad. "Oh", says the receptionist, "you're here about the job. I'll tell the manager, but he'll be a bit surprised".
The manager comes out of his office and says to the dog "can you type?" The dog goes over to the typewriter and types a perfect business letter, puts it in his mouth, and takes it over to the manager, who says "this is very good. I've never seen a dog that can type. Are you any good with computers?" The dog goes over to the computer and a few minutes later the manager sees that the dog has created a spreadsheet and a database. "This is amazing," says the manager, "but I still can't hire you. The ad says you have to be bilingual." --->
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@JessTheUnstill @catsalad old joke:
A manager says "we need some help around the office". So he types up a job ad and the receptionist puts it in the window. It says: "Help wanted. Must be able to type. Must be good with computers. Must be bilingual".
A little later, a dog trots in, jumps on the receptionist's desk, then sniffs the job ad. "Oh", says the receptionist, "you're here about the job. I'll tell the manager, but he'll be a bit surprised".
The manager comes out of his office and says to the dog "can you type?" The dog goes over to the typewriter and types a perfect business letter, puts it in his mouth, and takes it over to the manager, who says "this is very good. I've never seen a dog that can type. Are you any good with computers?" The dog goes over to the computer and a few minutes later the manager sees that the dog has created a spreadsheet and a database. "This is amazing," says the manager, "but I still can't hire you. The ad says you have to be bilingual." --->
The dog walks over to the manager, sits down, looks him in the eye and says: "Meow".
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad Rigby will submit his CV as soon as he wakes up. Or maybe tomorrow…
Monday, he'll definitely get to it on Monday.
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad What’s the vesting schedule? Like, can I wear a vest every day, or only on Fridays?
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)@catsalad meow
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I'm hiring an intern.
Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)I have a certificate in Pspspspspsps if that is of any interest for this position
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