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  3. There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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  • gustavinobevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.orgG gustavinobevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org

    @petergleick

    If he'll fly to Greenland and doesn't come back until he found a penguin it wouldn't be a bad idea.

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    #38

    @GustavinoBevilacqua
    You know...
    I think we keep underestimating the absolute madness driving that man.
    That's not Greenland.
    That's Antarctica.
    I think he's telling us he wants all of America from the North Pole to the South Pole.

    @petergleick

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    • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

      There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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      #39

      @petergleick

      Do not embrace the penguin, Donald.

      The penguin said, "No".

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      • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

        There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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        #40

        @petergleick Trump - and his half-ass meme staff - can't tell Greenland from Iceland; or, in this case, Antarctica.

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        • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

          There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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          #41

          @petergleick 🙄 Truth #TFG

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          • cookiesinheaven@m.ai6yr.orgC cookiesinheaven@m.ai6yr.org

            @petergleick isn't that Little Marco Rubio?

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            #42

            @cookiesinheaven @petergleick 😂👍

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            • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

              There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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              #43

              @petergleick
              There is no Matterhorn (from the Alps) in Canada either. Still he posted an image with these things.

              https://www.alpin.de/home/news/61905/artikel_trump_versetzt_matterhorn_nach_kanada.html

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              • grumble209@kolektiva.socialG grumble209@kolektiva.social

                @petergleick Trump - and his half-ass meme staff - can't tell Greenland from Iceland; or, in this case, Antarctica.

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                #44

                @grumble209 @petergleick
                Greenland is "a piece of ice", hence it is Iceland.

                But once he renames it to "blue red and green land", it will be officially US. Or french. Or dutch. Or russian.

                Did he mess up Austria and Australia yet?

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                • martin_ueding@bonn.socialM martin_ueding@bonn.social

                  @grumble209 @petergleick
                  Greenland is "a piece of ice", hence it is Iceland.

                  But once he renames it to "blue red and green land", it will be officially US. Or french. Or dutch. Or russian.

                  Did he mess up Austria and Australia yet?

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                  #45

                  @martin_ueding @petergleick He told a roomful of people in Switzerland that they'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for America.

                  Trump is a bizarre mix of intensely evil and intensely stupid.

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                  • diekehrseite@mastodon.socialD diekehrseite@mastodon.social

                    @petergleick
                    datenight?

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                    #46

                    @diekehrseite @petergleick Nah, more like date**** because he'd force himself onto the penguin.

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                    • grumble209@kolektiva.socialG grumble209@kolektiva.social

                      @martin_ueding @petergleick He told a roomful of people in Switzerland that they'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for America.

                      Trump is a bizarre mix of intensely evil and intensely stupid.

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                      #47

                      @grumble209 @petergleick
                      There is one interpretation that one could have: Since in the US people usually only speak English (and the British were quite proficient in their colonial phase), international events are mostly held in English. If the US wouldn't attend in Davos, the event might be done in the local language, which is German (de-CH).

                      But I guess even then, English is today's lingua franca. 1/

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                      • martin_ueding@bonn.socialM martin_ueding@bonn.social

                        @grumble209 @petergleick
                        There is one interpretation that one could have: Since in the US people usually only speak English (and the British were quite proficient in their colonial phase), international events are mostly held in English. If the US wouldn't attend in Davos, the event might be done in the local language, which is German (de-CH).

                        But I guess even then, English is today's lingua franca. 1/

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                        #48

                        @grumble209 @petergleick
                        And then there is this story that in the early US, there was some kind of vote or discussion about whether to adopt English or German. I've read that is a legend and there was never a real chance that it would be German.

                        But either way, the US could have adopted German as a language and then it would be even funnier. 2/2

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                        • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                          There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                          #49

                          @petergleick @noondlyt

                          “name two things that do not belong in Greenland”

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                          • davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.socialD davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social

                            @petergleick

                            Do not embrace the penguin, Donald.

                            The penguin said, "No".

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                            #50

                            @davidtheeviloverlord @petergleick

                            If only the penguin were a polar bear!

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                            • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                              There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                              #51

                              @petergleick This is proof that Trump's feet are penguin foot sized.

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                              • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                                There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                                #52

                                @petergleick

                                America, we need to talk about your government's level of education.
                                It seems to me that no one there would get a high school diploma. Okay, history is tedious, and it was at least five years ago. But even elementary school children know where penguins live…
                                🤦‍♀️

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                                • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                                  There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                                  #53

                                  @petergleick 😆

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                                  • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                                    There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                                    #54

                                    @petergleick

                                    Which one is the penguin?

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                                    • nunavutbirder@mas.toN nunavutbirder@mas.to

                                      @petergleick @noondlyt

                                      “name two things that do not belong in Greenland”

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                                      #55

                                      @NunavutBirder @petergleick @noondlyt
                                      1. Professional Poker Players ♠️♦️♣️❤️
                                      2. Silk stockings
                                      3. (Bonus!): Trump

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                                      • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                                        There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                                        #56

                                        @petergleick He probably meant this one https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinguin_(Comicfigur)#/media/Datei%3ABatman_and_the_Penguin_Supanova_2014.jpg

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                                        • petergleick@fediscience.orgP petergleick@fediscience.org

                                          There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

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                                          #57

                                          @petergleick

                                          Maybe those good folks will offer him asylum, when the time comes.

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