There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.
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@petergleick Trump - and his half-ass meme staff - can't tell Greenland from Iceland; or, in this case, Antarctica.
@grumble209 @petergleick
Greenland is "a piece of ice", hence it is Iceland.But once he renames it to "blue red and green land", it will be officially US. Or french. Or dutch. Or russian.
Did he mess up Austria and Australia yet?
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@grumble209 @petergleick
Greenland is "a piece of ice", hence it is Iceland.But once he renames it to "blue red and green land", it will be officially US. Or french. Or dutch. Or russian.
Did he mess up Austria and Australia yet?
@martin_ueding @petergleick He told a roomful of people in Switzerland that they'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for America.
Trump is a bizarre mix of intensely evil and intensely stupid.
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@petergleick
datenight?@diekehrseite @petergleick Nah, more like date**** because he'd force himself onto the penguin.
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@martin_ueding @petergleick He told a roomful of people in Switzerland that they'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for America.
Trump is a bizarre mix of intensely evil and intensely stupid.
@grumble209 @petergleick
There is one interpretation that one could have: Since in the US people usually only speak English (and the British were quite proficient in their colonial phase), international events are mostly held in English. If the US wouldn't attend in Davos, the event might be done in the local language, which is German (de-CH).But I guess even then, English is today's lingua franca. 1/
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@grumble209 @petergleick
There is one interpretation that one could have: Since in the US people usually only speak English (and the British were quite proficient in their colonial phase), international events are mostly held in English. If the US wouldn't attend in Davos, the event might be done in the local language, which is German (de-CH).But I guess even then, English is today's lingua franca. 1/
@grumble209 @petergleick
And then there is this story that in the early US, there was some kind of vote or discussion about whether to adopt English or German. I've read that is a legend and there was never a real chance that it would be German.But either way, the US could have adopted German as a language and then it would be even funnier. 2/2
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There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.
“name two things that do not belong in Greenland”
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@davidtheeviloverlord @petergleick
If only the penguin were a polar bear!
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There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.
@petergleick This is proof that Trump's feet are penguin foot sized.
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There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.
America, we need to talk about your government's level of education.
It seems to me that no one there would get a high school diploma. Okay, history is tedious, and it was at least five years ago. But even elementary school children know where penguins live…
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There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.
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There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.
Which one is the penguin?
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“name two things that do not belong in Greenland”
@NunavutBirder @petergleick @noondlyt
1. Professional Poker Players
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2. Silk stockings
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There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.
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There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.
Maybe those good folks will offer him asylum, when the time comes.
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@martin_ueding @petergleick He told a roomful of people in Switzerland that they'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for America.
Trump is a bizarre mix of intensely evil and intensely stupid.
@grumble209 @martin_ueding @petergleick
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There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.
It's not a penguin, it's Greg Bovino.
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@GustavinoBevilacqua
You know...
I think we keep underestimating the absolute madness driving that man.
That's not Greenland.
That's Antarctica.
I think he's telling us he wants all of America from the North Pole to the South Pole.
@petergleick@ju @GustavinoBevilacqua @petergleick I was thinking this too.
Not that taking Antarctica isn’t also idiotic.
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There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.
@petergleick Make this photo come true.
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There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.
Didn't he put sanctions on Antarctica and penguins by proxy?
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Straight out of Frankenstein, a happy ending.
@EricBono @petergleick I was thinking Casablanca.
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