If a baguette could move, how would it move?
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@sheepfilms Thinking more about this, we are missing important information. Are we talking about a proper bakery baguette or these horrors from the supermarket for whom 8 would not result in texture change?
Also -- where does it live?
@transitionalaspect I don't have an answer for your questions. You can decide!
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms 3 and 7 seem the most baguette-y
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms all of these combined, it is French after all!
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms A good baguette should have a crispy crust, so I was going to answer 3 on that basis, but I think 6 looks much steadier. I can see the baguette sneaking up on a charcuterie board and giving the soft cheese a big smooch.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms 1 or 5.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms I love that you realized that you erred I quickly self-corrected: indeed it is not in the essence of baguettes to bend. My personal preference is 7 but 6 is a close second.
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@sheepfilms if you ever do more, can I suggest -
corkscrewing through the air like a propeller
and
flapping like wings?@bimmer thanks for the suggestions! I've got a list of them somewhere from when I last posted this, maybe I'll get around to them someday!
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@bimmer thanks for the suggestions! I've got a list of them somewhere from when I last posted this, maybe I'll get around to them someday!
@sheepfilms yw
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms Weird people in the answers. Definitely 1. And this is also how it eats sausages.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms 1, rectilinear locomotion is the best. There's a couple of snakes that move like this too, funnily enough.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms This gets worse the longer I look.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms 3 is the only answer. the rest look like soggy baguettes.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms These are obviously farmed baguettes.
Wild ones can fly away with the gentlest breeze, thanks to their naturally hollow structure.
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms
5 seems most likely
But I'd like to imagine that somewhere out there is a baguette moving like 6. -
If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms I would have to say “Naan of the above”, and my reasoning is just the pun.
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@sheepfilms I would have to say “Naan of the above”, and my reasoning is just the pun.
@mauvedeity perfect.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms can't really chose but i can give my interpretation of each
1 alive, not baked
2 cartoony setting got scared of a bread cutter alive(?)
3 baked, animated by magic not sentient
4 unbaked animated by magic dubously sentient -
Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms
5 real world baguette windy
6 cooked animated by magic dubiously sentient
7 cane for an invisible goblin? or underwater motion unsure
8 alive unbaked preys on little sentient mouse shaped blocks of cheese -
If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms very slowly and carefully because it's a pain
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms based on the skelatol structure and physics, I'm going with 1.
