If a baguette could move, how would it move?
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@sheepfilms@mastodon.social oh you’re the original author of this gif?
@xarvos yes
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms All of these are viable, the baguette chooses it's gait based on how fast it wants to go and the surface it wants to traverse, just like a horse.
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms I'm happy we're thinking about the big questions in life today.
I'm torn between 1 and 4.
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms Thinking more about this, we are missing important information. Are we talking about a proper bakery baguette or these horrors from the supermarket for whom 8 would not result in texture change?
Also -- where does it live?
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms 1. Any fast movements are going to damage the crust. I think 1 is probably the easiest type of motion to execute extremely slowly. It probably moves about 1cm a week.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)What an utterly absurd question "If a baguette could move, how would it move?"
Obviously it's #4!
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms But they *can* move. They use mind control to coerce a Frenchman to carry them.
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@sheepfilms Thinking more about this, we are missing important information. Are we talking about a proper bakery baguette or these horrors from the supermarket for whom 8 would not result in texture change?
Also -- where does it live?
@transitionalaspect I don't have an answer for your questions. You can decide!
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms 3 and 7 seem the most baguette-y
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms all of these combined, it is French after all!
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Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort
(plus a snake one because I felt like it)@sheepfilms A good baguette should have a crispy crust, so I was going to answer 3 on that basis, but I think 6 looks much steadier. I can see the baguette sneaking up on a charcuterie board and giving the soft cheese a big smooch.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms 1 or 5.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms I love that you realized that you erred I quickly self-corrected: indeed it is not in the essence of baguettes to bend. My personal preference is 7 but 6 is a close second.
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@sheepfilms if you ever do more, can I suggest -
corkscrewing through the air like a propeller
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flapping like wings?@bimmer thanks for the suggestions! I've got a list of them somewhere from when I last posted this, maybe I'll get around to them someday!
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@bimmer thanks for the suggestions! I've got a list of them somewhere from when I last posted this, maybe I'll get around to them someday!
@sheepfilms yw
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms Weird people in the answers. Definitely 1. And this is also how it eats sausages.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms 1, rectilinear locomotion is the best. There's a couple of snakes that move like this too, funnily enough.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms This gets worse the longer I look.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms 3 is the only answer. the rest look like soggy baguettes.
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If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)@sheepfilms These are obviously farmed baguettes.
Wild ones can fly away with the gentlest breeze, thanks to their naturally hollow structure.
