Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers 💁🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️💁🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
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️️️"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice
Unfortunately, Mastodon only allows me to leave one star on this toot. -
Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!*
️️@alice There is a reddit for this xDDD
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@alice try the podcast "your stupid opinions" for more stupid opinions, including calling the grand canyon "mid".
@Haikyoneko James and Jimmy are hilarious. I think nearly every natural wonder or historical site they've done has been 'mid'ed by someone! I'm hoping they do Stonehenge.
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@alice Reminds me of this lol.
Why would they want to substitute people who are allergic? 🤪
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Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!*
️️@alice I always follow the recipe absolutely at least the first two times, after you got it then you can begin to play. And even in that case if I change something and it turns out horrible i know it's my fault.
That looks like people giving 1-star to places that were full and could not enter cause they had no reservation or they arrived when they were about to close. -
@alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/
browse through if ya want a good laugh!
@fatiguedcherry @alice It's fantastic and depressing at the same time.
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@alice this is satire but still funny.
If you are interested you can watch it https://youtu.be/72KADLQYfOM?si=AgocJt7HYaOxUnJ8
@introvertcatto @alice There's a whole subreddit dedicated to this: r/iDidntHaveEggs
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@introvertcatto @alice There's a whole subreddit dedicated to this: r/iDidntHaveEggs
@mikelovesbikes @alice I know, I got this from that sub
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
️️️️"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
️️️️"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice
So that's why my coffee tastes terrible. -
@alice
Unfortunately, Mastodon only allows me to leave one star on this toot. -
Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!*
️️@alice Years ago my lovely bride made mashed potatoes for dinner. "We ran out of milk so I tried something different..." PSA - French vanilla creamer is *not* a good substitute for milk in mashed potatoes. Thought my younger boy was going to hurl.
And this is why I do the cooking in our house. -
@alice@lgbtqia.space this is why 1
is better than 5 reviews. If the reviews are stuff like that and nothing about the actual product/recipe, then you know it’s good.@twitchy
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Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!*
️️@alice “The color balance on my TV is out of whack and this movie looked horrible!”
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@theorangetheme lmao! That one just came up in the video I'm watching
I'm allergic to eggs, You can go quite far making a weak Bird's Custard with cinnamon and nutmeg.
Getting the dairy out is a bit trickier.
Don't forget eggnog is basically a pumpkin spice custard milkshake.
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
️️️️"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
This review didn't say anything about the recipe. Would not recommend. -
Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
️️️️"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice@lgbtqia.space
In games, this is sometimes called the free parking fallacy. It occurs when someone makes a house rule for a game and then blames the game designers for the effect.
We see it a lot in tabletop RPGs. For example, people used to D&D who try Fate or Apocalypse think they can skip reading any rules that aren't exclusively about killing stuff. Then they complain the game doesn't work. -
@alice Years ago my lovely bride made mashed potatoes for dinner. "We ran out of milk so I tried something different..." PSA - French vanilla creamer is *not* a good substitute for milk in mashed potatoes. Thought my younger boy was going to hurl.
And this is why I do the cooking in our house.@JamesMDonohoe @alice One word:
Butter
Two words:
MORE butter.
9 words:
There is no such thing as too much butter.
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@alice Years ago my lovely bride made mashed potatoes for dinner. "We ran out of milk so I tried something different..." PSA - French vanilla creamer is *not* a good substitute for milk in mashed potatoes. Thought my younger boy was going to hurl.
And this is why I do the cooking in our house.@JamesMDonohoe @alice I make mash with olive oil as a substitute for milk/butter when my vegan offsprung visits - it needs to be a mildish oil, but it is ok. First time is always a bit of an experiment, but I definitely wouldn’t blame anyone else!
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@JamesMDonohoe @alice One word:
Butter
Two words:
MORE butter.
9 words:
There is no such thing as too much butter.
@rozeboosje My lovely bride is a Georgia peach so being from the south I would have assumed butter was her default choice (second only to deep frying everything in sight), but alas, no.
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