Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@lina @aud @dev @secretasianman you mean an NFT conference?

[joshmillard@mastodon.social]

@dev really failing to honor their heritage if they didn't also at some point show a blue egg and explain that it was bigger than before

[mayadev@tilde.zone]

@dev basic concepts from Capital, reinterpreted through MBAs using crayons and powerpoint templates

[lina@neuromatch.social]

@ricci
@aud @dev @secretasianman

but like a parody so that it's funny instead of depressing

[gapplepie1985@mastodon.social]

@dev good grief I hope that goose is ok

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@lina@neuromatch.social @ricci@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl we should also not use intense UV lighting for our rave.

[dan@discuss.systems]

@dev I took a finance class in grad school to satisfy an obscure requirement and it was roughly on this level.

But with worse graphics.

[gapplepie1985@mastodon.social]

@neoluddite @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev #ourgeesewillNOTbecooked

[funkula@goblin.camp]

@celesteh @ireneista @dev also shows up in @cstross 's singularity sky

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@dev seize the fowl of production ️

[lina@neuromatch.social]

@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianman

but all my kandi is uranium glass!

[gapplepie1985@mastodon.social]

@ricci @dev @secretasianman gootures

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl awwww yeah, PLUTONIUM RAVE TIME AT THE OLD POWER PLANT!

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl down at the ol' atom mill

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl megaton dynamite rave, if you will

[funkula@goblin.camp]

@celesteh @ireneista @dev @cstross but without the radiation being disposed anywhere other than the fragile bodies of peasants

[spotlightkyd@musicworld.social]

@dev Theese slides convinced me that using AI is the new acid trip.

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

@dev
Hell yeah

[mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social]

@dev Here's my favorite slide.

[mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social]

@jonny @dev Bring on the money. I half expect Softbank to go bankrupt in the next 10 years.