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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

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  • aburka@hachyderm.ioA aburka@hachyderm.io

    @MBridegam @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the syndicate makes the profit but everybody has a share

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    #131

    @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

    Where's that?

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    • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

      @regehr @aburka @SnoopJ @dev this sounds awful, I can’t stand tomatoes

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      #132

      @dan @regehr @aburka @SnoopJ @dev what do you put on your well-done steak

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      • feld@friedcheese.usF feld@friedcheese.us
        @dev thank you for this link, I will take a gander
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        #133

        @feld @dev you did NOT!

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        • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

          Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

          https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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          #134

          @dev I regret clicking through the link. Lol

          That goose is the fricking best though. Absolute Oscar worthy performance.

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          • aburka@hachyderm.ioA aburka@hachyderm.io

            @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

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            #135

            @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev
            What ya the HTTP response number for GOOSE NOT VALUED again?
            Asking for... My server.

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            • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

              Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

              https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

              ricci@discuss.systemsR This user is from outside of this forum
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              #136

              @dev yo, Ed Zitron stole your screenshots

              https://bsky.app/profile/edzitron.com/post/3mp3ij3fv3k2j

              edit: actually maybe not exactly. They're the same slides but the crop is not identical

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              • aud@fire.asta.lgbtA aud@fire.asta.lgbt

                @ricci@discuss.systems @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl and don't goose the basket what holds the eggs

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                #137

                @aud @lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman 3 eggs in the goose are worth 71 in the bush

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                • carstenfranke@mastodon.socialC carstenfranke@mastodon.social

                  @jonny @dev
                  Why wait 16 years? We should have it now. Yellow line clearly extends the most recent development.

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                  #138

                  @carstenfranke
                  you're hired!
                  @jonny @dev

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                  • snoopj@hachyderm.ioS snoopj@hachyderm.io

                    @regehr @dan @dev say what you will about Masayoshi SON, the man knows how to value a losing goose. Never met a bad bet he could walk away from.

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                    #139

                    @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev wait I just noticed there is sub-microscopic text in the lower right corner of each slide hwat?

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                    • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

                      @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev wait I just noticed there is sub-microscopic text in the lower right corner of each slide hwat?

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                      #140

                      @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev there are citations for the fucking egg diagram

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                      • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

                        @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev there are citations for the fucking egg diagram

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                        #141

                        @ricci @SnoopJ @regehr @dev okay who’s gonna cite the egg diagram in their next paper?

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                        • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                          @dev this may be the best slide deck of all time

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                          #142

                          @dan @dev from these slides at least it’s not clear wtf they’re even saying.

                          are the arch-capitalists endorsing Marxist theories of surplus value?

                          are they saying they are geese?

                          instructions unclear.

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                          • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

                            @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev there are citations for the fucking egg diagram

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                            #143

                            @ricci @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev ASSUMING ONE TRILLION YEN PER EGG

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                            • amy@types.plA amy@types.pl

                              @ricci @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev ASSUMING ONE TRILLION YEN PER EGG

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                              #144

                              @amy @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev I often assume this

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                              • aburka@hachyderm.ioA aburka@hachyderm.io

                                @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

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                                #145

                                @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev eggcellent!

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                                • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

                                  @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev there are citations for the fucking egg diagram

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                                  #146

                                  @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the tone shift between the nonsense slop of the images and the ultra legalese of the text is just incredible

                                  @jonny check this out

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                                  • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

                                    @dev yo, Ed Zitron stole your screenshots

                                    https://bsky.app/profile/edzitron.com/post/3mp3ij3fv3k2j

                                    edit: actually maybe not exactly. They're the same slides but the crop is not identical

                                    dev@discuss.systemsD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #147

                                    @ricci Ed is awesome but I think he got there before me

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                                    • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

                                      @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the tone shift between the nonsense slop of the images and the ultra legalese of the text is just incredible

                                      @jonny check this out

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                                      #148

                                      @ricci @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev @jonny

                                      Surely different authors: the first tasked with pitching, the second tasked with correctness sufficient for legal CYA

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                                        #149
                                        @twifkak @dev Make the bubble bigger.
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                                        • snoopj@hachyderm.ioS snoopj@hachyderm.io

                                          @regehr @dan @dev thank you for linking the deck this is amazing boomer brainrot

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                                          #150

                                          @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev As long as the goose can keep laying golden eggs, it doesn't matter whether golden eggs are a thing you need or not

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