My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't

[pwloftus@pwl.farted.net]

@jonn_blanchard you know what I’d do with a free repo? Two submodules at the same time.

[dresstokilt@mastodon.social]

@jonn_blanchard needs a catchy jingle when you add a PR.

[mdhughes@appdot.net]

@jonn_blanchard Pornhub is independent & still provides its original purpose, highly reliable.

Github is a Microsoft product that can't provide one nine of uptime.

[shaulaevans@zirk.us]

@nora @jonn_blanchard Hey, for the longest time I assumed that Chatroulette was a site that served up random pictures of cats.

*This might make more sense to people who speak French.

[adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.eu]

@DanMorgan @jonn_blanchard @lisamelton Pretty sure LinkedIn is the FetLife for white collar bros.

[danielsreichenbach@mastodon.world]

@jonn_blanchard it's correct. But I think Pornhub has much more users than GitHub

[xarvos@outerheaven.club]

@mdhughes@appdot.net @jonn_blanchard@retrochat.online what do you mean by “independent” tho. the conglomerate that owns the site also owns multiple other porn streaming sites, as well as a lot of big studios

[leeloo@c.im]

@shred @jonn_blanchard
You mean because there are too many adults?

[simerron@piaille.fr]

@jonn_blanchard with a major difference : Pornhub refused the age verification of users in france and bloqued the services there. While microslope would love to get more info from you.

[goose@fosstodon.org]

@jonn_blanchard dungeon edition

[photovince@mastodon.social]

@jonn_blanchard On pornhub no-one commits, easy

[momo@social.linux.pizza]

@jonn_blanchard
Pornhub is way more stable and resilient as Github is since Microsoft bought it.

Also: Micro and Soft don't play in the same league as Pornhub!

[flipper@mastodonapp.uk]

@jonn_blanchard Pretty sure Pornhub has more uptime.

[davey_cakes@mastodon.ie]

@jonn_blanchard on Pornhub they actually finish

[djgummikuh@mastodon.social]

@jonn_blanchard it's definitely less reliable by now

[arnimranthoron@ruhr.social]

@jonn_blanchard
Which contains more Deepfakes?

[sanityinc@hachyderm.io]

@jonn_blanchard heck of a lot of forking going on

[duckwhistle@mastodon.org.uk]

@josh0 @shred @jonn_blanchard
I assume AI trained on pornhub is how explicit deepfakes are created!
But the only hallucination I can predict is short musical stings at the start of videos.

[larsmb@mastodon.online]

@jonn_blanchard Tell me more about the OnlyFans equivalent though

[f3715h@rubber.social]

@leeloo @shred @jonn_blanchard also no, there is AI trained on porn…