My wife just asked me if Github was a tech version of Pornhub and I didn't have an adequate argument that it wasn't

[furrybeta@shark.community]

@jonn_blanchard I think it’s more like a tech version of OnlyFans. You put yourself out there and hope other like what you do and send you some coin

[drewtowler@mas.to]

@jonn_blanchard "What's Pornhub darling?" is the only safe answer here.

[eviloatmeal@ak.angelstrapped.com]

@jonn_blanchard I don't think anyone would object if you described... Uh... What, uh... What happens on Pornhub as "slop". So really they are the same website.

[cosmicexcursionist@techhub.social]

@jonn_blanchard LinkedIn is my favorite gay dating app.

[pwloftus@pwl.farted.net]

@jonn_blanchard that repo is so hot right now.

[pwloftus@pwl.farted.net]

@avatastic @jonn_blanchard if the uptime is more than 4 hours call devops and a sysadmin.

*edit*

https://github.com/pwloftus/two-projects-one-repo

*/edit*

[pwloftus@pwl.farted.net]

@jonn_blanchard you know what I’d do with a free repo? Two submodules at the same time.

[dresstokilt@mastodon.social]

@jonn_blanchard needs a catchy jingle when you add a PR.

[mdhughes@appdot.net]

@jonn_blanchard Pornhub is independent & still provides its original purpose, highly reliable.

Github is a Microsoft product that can't provide one nine of uptime.

[shaulaevans@zirk.us]

@nora @jonn_blanchard Hey, for the longest time I assumed that Chatroulette was a site that served up random pictures of cats.

*This might make more sense to people who speak French.

[adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.eu]

@DanMorgan @jonn_blanchard @lisamelton Pretty sure LinkedIn is the FetLife for white collar bros.

[danielsreichenbach@mastodon.world]

@jonn_blanchard it's correct. But I think Pornhub has much more users than GitHub

[xarvos@outerheaven.club]

@mdhughes@appdot.net @jonn_blanchard@retrochat.online what do you mean by “independent” tho. the conglomerate that owns the site also owns multiple other porn streaming sites, as well as a lot of big studios

[leeloo@c.im]

@shred @jonn_blanchard
You mean because there are too many adults?

[simerron@piaille.fr]

@jonn_blanchard with a major difference : Pornhub refused the age verification of users in france and bloqued the services there. While microslope would love to get more info from you.

[goose@fosstodon.org]

@jonn_blanchard dungeon edition

[photovince@mastodon.social]

@jonn_blanchard On pornhub no-one commits, easy

[momo@social.linux.pizza]

@jonn_blanchard
Pornhub is way more stable and resilient as Github is since Microsoft bought it.

Also: Micro and Soft don't play in the same league as Pornhub!

[flipper@mastodonapp.uk]

@jonn_blanchard Pretty sure Pornhub has more uptime.

[davey_cakes@mastodon.ie]

@jonn_blanchard on Pornhub they actually finish