Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
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@fencepost @GossiTheDog when I was 40 I joined a company with about 150 staff. Turned out I was the oldest employee. I commented that "It's like Logan's Run here" and no one knew what I was talking about because none of them were old enough to have seen it!
I felt old that day.
@richardjh @GossiTheDog does it help that this year is the 50th anniversary of the film?
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog on mastodon everyone is a cat... and cat are not subject to Palantir surveillance progra... age vérification.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog and it's been forever since!
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@GossiTheDog I want to deny I am old but hell, Strong Bad Email #1 is almost old enough to rent a car.
@huronbikes @GossiTheDog "I understood that reference!"
...which is a reference to a 14yo movie at this point.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shitIf they did, I'd need to pull a twenty years ago photo "Me when I was still young".
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shitIt reminds me of the thermos I bought that promises to keep cold things cold and hot things hot.
And I always wonder, how does it know?
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@GossiTheDog I'm old enough that this was my first foray into hacking:
AOL: Always Off Line
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog +9001%
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@fencepost @GossiTheDog when I was 40 I joined a company with about 150 staff. Turned out I was the oldest employee. I commented that "It's like Logan's Run here" and no one knew what I was talking about because none of them were old enough to have seen it!
I felt old that day.
@richardjh @fencepost @GossiTheDog
It seems like the new organization structure is that all the workers are in their 20s, and all the CEOs/Presidents are in their 80s.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog if you hear someone talking about 2009 being a difficult year, you know already ....
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@fencepost @GossiTheDog One ping only.
@ajn142 @fencepost @GossiTheDog
Nine for mortal men, doomed to die -
Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog You are completely right, and if you have a blog you mastered internet
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@GossiTheDog I'm old enough that this was my first foray into hacking:
I'm old enough to remember Cyberbob, the first time around.
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@GossiTheDog I am using Debian, that's age verification enough I guess.
LOL I came here to make this Debian joke.
("The distro for people who grunt getting up out of a chair.")
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog Maybe we should require social media sites to automatically surface memes from a couple years ago, to drive off the youngs.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog as a 22yo, yeah... I feel old, that's why I'm here
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog I've definitely been seen.
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LOL I came here to make this Debian joke.
("The distro for people who grunt getting up out of a chair.")
@Geojoek
Look, I grunt because life in general is hard, not for physical reasons...
@TheTomas @GossiTheDog
