Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers 💁🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️💁🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
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️️️"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice
I used have a food website and this is why I stopped reading/replying to the comments people posted on my recipes.
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
️️️️"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice just being someone who comments on those sites already marks someone as … suspect
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
️️️️"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
Related but not...
Dipshits that leave a one star review and say "I bought the wrong size."
I love the reviews on eham.net. not only do the allow a star rating and text, but they also ask how long you've owned the item.
I hate reviews that say "I just got my snaffleblarger and haven't opened the packaging but I LOVE IT!"
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@alice Years ago my lovely bride made mashed potatoes for dinner. "We ran out of milk so I tried something different..." PSA - French vanilla creamer is *not* a good substitute for milk in mashed potatoes. Thought my younger boy was going to hurl.
And this is why I do the cooking in our house.@JamesMDonohoe @alice Soup stock, such as chicken or vegetable, works considerably better. -
Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
️️️️"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice@lgbtqia.space "salt looks like sugar, ill use that instead.." :V
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@alice Years ago my lovely bride made mashed potatoes for dinner. "We ran out of milk so I tried something different..." PSA - French vanilla creamer is *not* a good substitute for milk in mashed potatoes. Thought my younger boy was going to hurl.
And this is why I do the cooking in our house.@JamesMDonohoe @alice years ago I moved into a new flat and invited my then girlfriend, now wife round for dinner. Realised at the last minute that I didn’t have a potato masher, but decided that I could simply use a food processor instead. That’s how we discovered the difference between purée and mash. She will never let me forget serving her ‘potato custard’
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
️️️️"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
There was a post that abadidea put up yesterday that I think pairs nicely with this - especially the third one, where there's no earthly reason to leave a review lol
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
️️️️"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice i saw a fondue recipe review where they substituted the gruyere and emmenthal with velveeta and then complained that it was not a good recipe
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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers
️️️️"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!"
"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird."
"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts."
@alice
Hinges don't even enter into the equation -
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