we're debating the masculinity of different salads now

[thomas@laserdisc.party]

@Taweret yeah, 100%. There’s a steakhouse in Tampa that’s really good where they make the Caesar dressing table side. It’s pretty cool

[oggie@woof.group]

@Taweret
Straight men are the most gender obsessed people ever.

They not only are deeply into this signalling behavior, but they then felt it absolutely needed to create more genders for themselves only (alphas, betas, etc), and then argue about they can force other straight men into the boxes of.

[coriander@elekk.xyz]

@Taweret I would figure most of these people would say salads are all feminine

[catswhocode@twoot.site]

@Taweret i like my salad like i like my men, cheesy and ranchy

[josh0@babka.social]

@aud @Taweret damn my brain immediately finding a reason to explain ehy this would be so…

[radicalrobit@laserdisc.party]

@Taweret swap those pine nuts with toasted walnuts and you got one hell of a fucking salad right there

[josh0@babka.social]

@Thomas @Taweret table side Caesar is awesome! As long as they don’t skimp on the anchovies!

[duchessofsnork@musicians.today]

@brooke @Taweret Its honestly better than the button test

Would you rather eat this salad or hit yourself in the head with a rock?

Salad? You're a woman or non binary person

[lapis@elekk.xyz]

@Taweret fellas is it gay to order a caesar salad

you're literally ordering a salad named after a guy who got penetrated with knives multiple times

[aizuchi@hachyderm.io]

@Thomas @Taweret yup, very ignorant white guy coded. “I thought i was thinking about Rome, eating this! ”

[unlofl@mstdn.social]

@coriander @Taweret I'm amazed this isn't in the thread yet: it's only gay to toss a salad

[josh0@babka.social]

@lapis @Taweret penetrated repeatedly by his best male associates, no less!

[cherizilla@hypertext.monster]

@Taweret Chat, I found a punchcard for Sweetgreen in my boyfriend's wallet and he didn't even deny it! He's been experimenting with kale, and I've been crying all day. Should I buy another floral-print maxi dress?

[lapis@elekk.xyz]

@josh0 @Taweret SCANDALOUS

[disorderlyf@todon.eu]

@Taweret What's the most feminine salad then?

[jsadow@c18.masto.host]

@cherizilla @Taweret

https://www.tiktok.com/@esthermonster/video/7502493217489800491

[taweret@timeloop.cafe]

@disorderlyf Watermelon feta mint

[liferstate@mas.to]

@Taweret This is such a weird take because the Caesar salad was specifically invented as a salad that Real Men️ could order with pride.

[atreyu@jorts.horse]

@cherizilla @Taweret
A new floral print maxi drss is always a god idea!

[aplundell@timeloop.cafe]

@Taweret Ok, but where does "Candle Salad" land on the salad gender spectrum?