we're debating the masculinity of different salads now
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@Taweret yeah, 100%. There’s a steakhouse in Tampa that’s really good where they make the Caesar dressing table side. It’s pretty cool
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we're debating the masculinity of different salads now
@Taweret fellas is it gay to order a caesar salad
you're literally ordering a salad named after a guy who got penetrated with knives multiple times
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@Taweret Caesar is the most masculine salad because it’s Mexican but it sounds like it’s named for a guy that got stabbed to death.
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@Taweret I would figure most of these people would say salads are all feminine
@coriander @Taweret I'm amazed this isn't in the thread yet: it's only gay to toss a salad
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@Taweret fellas is it gay to order a caesar salad
you're literally ordering a salad named after a guy who got penetrated with knives multiple times
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we're debating the masculinity of different salads now
@Taweret Chat, I found a punchcard for Sweetgreen in my boyfriend's wallet and he didn't even deny it! He's been experimenting with kale, and I've been crying all day. Should I buy another floral-print maxi dress?
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we're debating the masculinity of different salads now
@Taweret What's the most feminine salad then?
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@Taweret Chat, I found a punchcard for Sweetgreen in my boyfriend's wallet and he didn't even deny it! He's been experimenting with kale, and I've been crying all day. Should I buy another floral-print maxi dress?
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@Taweret What's the most feminine salad then?
@disorderlyf Watermelon feta mint
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we're debating the masculinity of different salads now
@Taweret This is such a weird take because the Caesar salad was specifically invented as a salad that Real Men
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@Taweret Chat, I found a punchcard for Sweetgreen in my boyfriend's wallet and he didn't even deny it! He's been experimenting with kale, and I've been crying all day. Should I buy another floral-print maxi dress?
@cherizilla @Taweret
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we're debating the masculinity of different salads now
@Taweret Ok, but where does "Candle Salad" land on the salad gender spectrum?
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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe fellas, is it gay to eat?
@aud @Taweret Yes, as it involves placing items that exist in the same universe as penises in your mouth. Real hetero-alpha men blend their own total parenteral nutrition suspension and inject it intravenously. Using a fluid pump powered by a cordless drill. Order your NutriBlast MaxPower TPN powder base now, and never eat gay again.
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@aud @Taweret Yes, as it involves placing items that exist in the same universe as penises in your mouth. Real hetero-alpha men blend their own total parenteral nutrition suspension and inject it intravenously. Using a fluid pump powered by a cordless drill. Order your NutriBlast MaxPower TPN powder base now, and never eat gay again.
@log@mastodon.sdf.org @Taweret@timeloop.cafe and the color of this nutritious, delicious, suspension. It's straight colored, right? None of that rainbow shit? Just good, pure, heterosexual off white?
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@log@mastodon.sdf.org @Taweret@timeloop.cafe and the color of this nutritious, delicious, suspension. It's straight colored, right? None of that rainbow shit? Just good, pure, heterosexual off white?
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we're debating the masculinity of different salads now
@Taweret This isn’t a debate, it’s just several broholes arguing over what it would be nice to not have vitamin deficiency while chawin’ some duck jerky.
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we're debating the masculinity of different salads now
@Taweret I’ve never really taken much note of the salads other men order. Sounds a little gay.
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@aud @Taweret Yes, as it involves placing items that exist in the same universe as penises in your mouth. Real hetero-alpha men blend their own total parenteral nutrition suspension and inject it intravenously. Using a fluid pump powered by a cordless drill. Order your NutriBlast MaxPower TPN powder base now, and never eat gay again.
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