My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
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Heals people => penicillin
Oh my, that explains everything!
Jesus was a type of Yeast, confirmed
Edit: Oh and also explains why eating his flesh and blood are bread and wine, too.
@agowa338 @Buster
The truth was hidden in plain sight right there in his own words, but no one ever realized it before!“Again he asked, ‘What shall I compare the kingdom of God to? It is like yeast that a woman took and mixed into about thirty kilograms of flour until it worked all through the dough.’” – Luke 13:20-21
"Be careful. Watch out for the yeast of the Pharisees and that of Herod.” – Mark 8:15
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@agowa338 @Buster
The truth was hidden in plain sight right there in his own words, but no one ever realized it before!“Again he asked, ‘What shall I compare the kingdom of God to? It is like yeast that a woman took and mixed into about thirty kilograms of flour until it worked all through the dough.’” – Luke 13:20-21
"Be careful. Watch out for the yeast of the Pharisees and that of Herod.” – Mark 8:15
Also fits in with people singing church songs* while cooking
* (as they didn't have clocks nor timers at home that's what they used to track the time in between steps, e.g. Step XYZ, sing 5 Ave Maria, ...)
Christianity is just a big cooking club.
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
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@Buster And he spread to 2.3 billion of the world's population of 8 billion which makes him a yeast infection.
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
@Buster Now the part of "eat of this bread for it is my flesh" makes sense. It was not about zombies at all.
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
@Buster Now singing "Jesus was a sourdough starter" to the tune of Jerry Was A Racecar Driver by Primus
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
@Buster funnily enough, some fringe scholars do actually think Jesus was a type of fungus, though they use other (quite out there) arguments to get to that conclusion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sacred_Mushroom_and_the_Cross?wprov=sfla1 -
My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
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@Buster funnily enough, some fringe scholars do actually think Jesus was a type of fungus, though they use other (quite out there) arguments to get to that conclusion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sacred_Mushroom_and_the_Cross?wprov=sfla1 -
@Buster And he spread to 2.3 billion of the world's population of 8 billion which makes him a yeast infection.
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
@Buster Yeastus!
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@Buster Now singing "Jesus was a sourdough starter" to the tune of Jerry Was A Racecar Driver by Primus
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J jwcph@helvede.net shared this topic
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
@Buster I am pretty Jesus pronoun would be them
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
@Buster in his book Entangled Life, Merlin Sheldrake has a section collecting theories about psychedelic fungi originating religions, connecting possession and enlightenment and so on.
Jesus was definitely a fun-gi.
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@agowa338 @Buster
The truth was hidden in plain sight right there in his own words, but no one ever realized it before!“Again he asked, ‘What shall I compare the kingdom of God to? It is like yeast that a woman took and mixed into about thirty kilograms of flour until it worked all through the dough.’” – Luke 13:20-21
"Be careful. Watch out for the yeast of the Pharisees and that of Herod.” – Mark 8:15
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@msbellows @agowa338 @Buster Yeaster?
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My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.
Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'
Is made of bread. Or the other way around, anyway. Sometimes. Kinda.
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@msbellows @agowa338 @Buster Yeaster?
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T tanyakaroli@expressional.social shared this topic
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