To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

[mycotropic@beige.party]

@jqmcd @ploum

Pedagogy is the faculty's job, as long as it fits into your curriculum you're good even when it makes some students uncomfortable.

[ajn142@infosec.exchange]

@ploum at all, or to completion?

[jumpmed@mastodon.social]

@clew @ploum That's when you bust out the super fine print in your syllabus that says any admission of masturbation during the course will result in a failing grade. Hammer home that the authorities can decide at any time what is and isn't allowed if you hand that capability over to them.

[mathew@universeodon.com]

@DelilahTech @julie @ploum So you know what they were doing in the rigging?

[vandenberglegs@mastodon.social]

@jqmcd @ploum "hey mum, my teacher asked me today about the last time I masturbated"... Yeah, can't see anything going wrong here.

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@freya @ploum exert some by answering «right now». Remember to keep one hand under the desk and to look straight in the eyes of the teacher

[msbellows@c.im]

@rd98 @clew @ploum The only truly correct response, of course, is to say, "As usual, I was fantasizing about you, professor."

[donchacale@mastodon.social]

@ploum
fire or frying pan. what a lame idea.

[phasorburn@phasorburn.com]

@ploum Twice daily, and five times on Sundays.

[crankylinuxuser@infosec.exchange]

@ploum

Tell everyone your credit card number, expiration, and CVV code.

[christinemalec@mstdn.ca]

@ploum If you ever do have someone argue, please post the transcript. (winking face)

[edenlinnea@caneandable.social]

@ploum @ppatel I guess there's something wrong with me then. Maybe I'm terrible at hiding things. I think it would have to be something rwhy bad for me to want to hide, and I have not done anything that bad.