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  3. To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

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  • ag100pct@infosec.exchangeA ag100pct@infosec.exchange

    @ploum
    @briankrebs

    The only thing I can think of is this classic:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ZJ6jiyWfE

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    #15

    @AG100pct @ploum @briankrebs Don't even need to see the video.

    "I was thirty-fiva cents short."

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    • clew@ecoevo.socialC clew@ecoevo.social

      IME this works on *almost* everyone but there are a few natural griefers who will grab the chance to make everyone else unhappy and blame it on you. Do you have a plan for the person who says “well I was thinking about Pat here—“ and is clearly willing to go on?
      @ploum

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      #16

      @clew @ploum That's true I got some friends who will go in detail and make the entire class uncomfortable and just say hay teacher asked me tell this its not my fault 😅😅

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      • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

        To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

        It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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        #17

        @ploum They would still chat about it with a bot.

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        • sleepy62@social.vivaldi.netS sleepy62@social.vivaldi.net

          @ploum

          Im surprised that would even work these days. Shame is a quaint old-timey concept.

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          #18

          @sleepy62 "Sharing is caring".

          -- Dave Eggers, The Circle

          (It's ... dystopian, for those unfamiliar.)

          @ploum

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          • julie@merida.hairJ julie@merida.hair

            @ploum@mamot.fr "They immediately grasp it."

            Um... phrasing?

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            #19

            @julie
            That's what I saw first 😂

            In my defence, I was a sailor for 21years
            @ploum

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            • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

              To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

              It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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              #20

              @ploum

              I knew we needed a sexual health lecture in Intro To Public Health!!!

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                #21

                @jqmcd @ploum

                Pedagogy is the faculty's job, as long as it fits into your curriculum you're good even when it makes some students uncomfortable.

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                • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                  To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                  It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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                  #22

                  @ploum at all, or to completion?

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                  • clew@ecoevo.socialC clew@ecoevo.social

                    IME this works on *almost* everyone but there are a few natural griefers who will grab the chance to make everyone else unhappy and blame it on you. Do you have a plan for the person who says “well I was thinking about Pat here—“ and is clearly willing to go on?
                    @ploum

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                    #23

                    @clew @ploum That's when you bust out the super fine print in your syllabus that says any admission of masturbation during the course will result in a failing grade. Hammer home that the authorities can decide at any time what is and isn't allowed if you hand that capability over to them.

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                    • delilahtech@tech.lgbtD delilahtech@tech.lgbt

                      @julie
                      That's what I saw first 😂

                      In my defence, I was a sailor for 21years
                      @ploum

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                      #24

                      @DelilahTech @julie @ploum So you know what they were doing in the rigging?

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                        #25

                        @jqmcd @ploum "hey mum, my teacher asked me today about the last time I masturbated"... Yeah, can't see anything going wrong here.

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                        • freya@social.highenergymagic.netF freya@social.highenergymagic.net

                          @ploum I don't know what that says about me that I would just tell the class, I don't even care.....

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                          @freya @ploum exert some by answering «right now». Remember to keep one hand under the desk and to look straight in the eyes of the teacher

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                          • rd98@mastodon.socialR rd98@mastodon.social

                            @clew @ploum That's true I got some friends who will go in detail and make the entire class uncomfortable and just say hay teacher asked me tell this its not my fault 😅😅

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                            #27

                            @rd98 @clew @ploum The only truly correct response, of course, is to say, "As usual, I was fantasizing about you, professor."

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                            • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                              To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                              It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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                              #28

                              @ploum
                              fire or frying pan. what a lame idea.

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                              • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                                To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                                It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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                                #29
                                @ploum Twice daily, and five times on Sundays.
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                                • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                                  To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                                  It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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                                  #30

                                  @ploum

                                  Tell everyone your credit card number, expiration, and CVV code.

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                                  • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                                    To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                                    It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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                                    #31

                                    @ploum If you ever do have someone argue, please post the transcript. (winking face)

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                                    • ploum@mamot.frP ploum@mamot.fr

                                      To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

                                      It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argue with me on the subject after that.

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                                      #32

                                      @ploum @ppatel I guess there's something wrong with me then. Maybe I'm terrible at hiding things. I think it would have to be something rwhy bad for me to want to hide, and I have not done anything that bad.

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