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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w "Wouldn't you rather want some ethical Asbestos, instead of the bad Asbestos the big evil tech companies want to feed you?!"
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w Our metrics show that adding Asbestos to the drinking water supply was a success. Consumption of Asbestos spiked since then. It seems there must be real demand.
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w Yes, they get 85% of their funding from Asbestos Mining, Inc., but suggesting that has any bearing on the decision to include asbestos is a conspiracy theory.
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@cR0w Over a billion people have already used a product containing Asbestos. Okay, most of them don’t want to pay for it but there must be a huge market somewhere out there.
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@mausmalone Do you have a link that confirms that? Everything I've read so far has it enabled by default and the user can then disable it if they want to.
@cR0w Sorry, I was misremembering. It's specifically the ML translation models that are only downloaded on demand. Still, even if you don't disable the sidebar AI chat, it can't do anything if you don't select a service for it to connect to so it's essentially not installed as well.
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?Oh sorry, no, that's not asbestos. That's high performance fiberglass that is exactly like asbestos. -
Oh sorry, no, that's not asbestos. That's high performance fiberglass that is exactly like asbestos.@cR0w breathes deeply
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@cR0w breathes deeply
@da_667 I'd hotbox it because sharing is caring BUT IT'S FUCKING FIREPROOF.
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@da_667 I'd hotbox it because sharing is caring BUT IT'S FUCKING FIREPROOF.
@cR0w reads the rest of the thread That ain't asbestos. They lined this fucker with lead.
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Oh sorry, no, that's not asbestos. That's high performance fiberglass that is exactly like asbestos.@cR0w honestly it seems better to set the author as the human at the keyboard. The code they are committing is their responsibility to review so they should stamp their name on it
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@cR0w reads the rest of the thread That ain't asbestos. They lined this fucker with lead.
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w would you be able to deliver an asbestos burger with asbestos I can take out but it may kill me in a few months?
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@cR0w reads the rest of the thread That ain't asbestos. They lined this fucker with lead.
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w Surely, though, Mozilla Burger will remain a burger company, right?
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Oh sorry, no, that's not asbestos. That's high performance fiberglass that is exactly like asbestos.@cR0w they have .claude on their repo, not sure anyone doubted it's used regardless.
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@cR0w Surely, though, Mozilla Burger will remain a burger company, right?
Mozilla Burger : What's this? People really like tacos, and tacos use the same meat as burgers?
Introducing Mozilla Tacos. Now with Asbestos AND Fiberglass
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w@infosec.exchange Can I ask asbestos to help me remove the asbestos?
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange Can I ask asbestos to help me remove the asbestos?
@2something IDK let me ask HAL... oh no
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@cR0w reads the rest of the thread That ain't asbestos. They lined this fucker with lead.
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