The Cat Motherships Arrive

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@catsalad okay but why would you make a salad with cats have you not heard of lettuce

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@renardboy Is that a new breed of cat?

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad @renardboy Lettuce is for smoking not eating it's a trap.

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@cR0w @catsalad It's hard for me to do two things at once that's why I always fuckin put romaine inside my blunts

[superball@norcal.social]

@catsalad Somebody around here does have a cat named Lettuce.

@renardboy

[fuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.host]

@cR0w @catsalad @renardboy That’s the devil’s lettuce, you know… the other white meat.

[jqmcd@sfba.social]

@renardboy @catsalad Have you not heard the situation of lettuce in this country?

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@fuzzface @catsalad @renardboy

[spycrab@kolektiva.social]

@catsalad honestly I welcome it

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@renardboy @catsalad

because making salads with cats don't risk explosive diarrhea like using lettuce does these days?

[fuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.host]

@superball @catsalad @renardboy I always thought that the file name was salad and the parser used non-printing characters instead of spaces.

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@paul_ipv6 @catsalad pffft, say that to a cat who snuck a few good licks off the little aluminium thing from a yoghurt pot

[andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it]

@paul_ipv6 @renardboy @catsalad Oh I assure you they can have that.

[karamazov1879@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Don't stand underneath when they fly by.

[tomhead@mastodon.social]

@catsalad they erect a giant intergalactic Stargate, but whenever it opens a sparkly hyperspace tunnel to strange alien worlds they refuse to go through, and when in closes they meow and meow until you open it again.

[yudiyusantosusanto@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Lol, this one is really hilarious

[ferrix@mastodon.online]

@catsalad i for one hug our catloaf overlords

[kramaker@social.vivaldi.net]

@catsalad That's an ending I can live with.

[murderkroger@fouroclockfarms.club]

@catsalad cuter than passenger planes that's for sure