The Cat Motherships Arrive
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@cR0w @catsalad @renardboy That’s the devil’s lettuce, you know… the other white meat.
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The Cat Motherships Arrive
@catsalad honestly I welcome it
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@catsalad okay but why would you make a salad with cats have you not heard of lettuce
because making salads with cats don't risk explosive diarrhea like using lettuce does these days?
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@catsalad Somebody around here does have a cat named Lettuce.
@superball @catsalad @renardboy I always thought that the file name was salad and the parser used non-printing characters instead of spaces.
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because making salads with cats don't risk explosive diarrhea like using lettuce does these days?
@paul_ipv6 @catsalad pffft, say that to a cat who snuck a few good licks off the little aluminium thing from a yoghurt pot
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because making salads with cats don't risk explosive diarrhea like using lettuce does these days?
@paul_ipv6 @renardboy @catsalad Oh I assure you they can have that.
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The Cat Motherships Arrive
@catsalad Don't stand underneath when they fly by.
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The Cat Motherships Arrive
@catsalad they erect a giant intergalactic Stargate, but whenever it opens a sparkly hyperspace tunnel to strange alien worlds they refuse to go through, and when in closes they meow and meow until you open it again.
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The Cat Motherships Arrive
@catsalad Lol, this one is really hilarious
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The Cat Motherships Arrive
@catsalad i for one hug our catloaf overlords
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The Cat Motherships Arrive
@catsalad That's an ending I can live with.
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The Cat Motherships Arrive
@catsalad cuter than passenger planes that's for sure
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