What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
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@alice I tried, for years, to talk to the "guys holding fish" about if they would take me fishing as a date and it was always: "oh that was one time on my buddy's boat" or "oh, that was from a trip" or "we were on a charter boat"
They NEVER actually FISH!!!!
@pencilears @alice Fill disclosure: it didn’t even occur to me that the answer implied that person was holding a fish that they caught! I was picturing a person holding a random large dead fish from the market!
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@Didthat1957 I've had enough homebrew small batch artisanal IPA's to last me a lifetime.
It's the sluggish stuff at the end of the bottle that you love.
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So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
@alice Sounds like a reasonable prompt to me.
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@alice What a catch!
@stephaniepixie @alice yes, because the dick is also a fish. *squints* It appears to be a minnow of some kind.
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So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
@alice but is the dog fixed
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@jankhambrams that would be amazing.
I want to see it contain at least the top 5 options, in roughly the proportions voted for.
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What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
Wrong answers only.
@alice
Everything but just a dog or cat. -
@alice but is the dog fixed
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When this is done, I should commission an artist¹ to make this scientifically accurate, world's hottest profile pic, using AI.
¹ Like a real one, not a "prompt engineer".
@alice so, a dating profile version of The Most Unwanted Song? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_People%27s_Choice_Music
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What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
Wrong answers only.
@alice Photo with their mom
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It's the sluggish stuff at the end of the bottle that you love.
@Didthat1957 Question, did you perhaps first get on the internet somewhere around September 1993?
Because you're bringing big September energy to this conversation right now.
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What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
Wrong answers only.
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@Didthat1957 Question, did you perhaps first get on the internet somewhere around September 1993?
Because you're bringing big September energy to this conversation right now.
@pencilears
Hmm I got on the internet in 1976 it was called arpanet we used shark mail, my connection was with a modem that you put a phone receiver in at 300 baud. -
So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
@alice That's an incredibly specific portion of the internet, and one that frightens me
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What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
Wrong answers only.
@alice The cat photo really highlights their strengths!
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What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
Wrong answers only.
@alice I... Eh... How is "holding a big fish" ever a wrong answer?? Asking for an osprey...
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So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.
Dicks out for Harambe!
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I feel like y'all either hate dogs and cats, or sarcasm
@alice in my case, I’m just an idiot who didn’t read.
