What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

[crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt]

@stephaniepixie @alice yes, because the dick is also a fish. *squints* It appears to be a minnow of some kind.

[bthylafh@nerdculture.de]

@alice but is the dog fixed

[Gæst]

@alice I'm excited to see where the poll ends up lmao

[karendorman@mastodon.sdf.org]

@alice
Everything but just a dog or cat.

[eldersea@expressional.social]

@bthylafh
"Dick out, balls gone" feels like a metaphor I don't want to look into too hard.
@alice

[acb@mastodon.social]

@alice so, a dating profile version of The Most Unwanted Song? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_People%27s_Choice_Music

[ra6bit@infosec.exchange]

@alice Photo with their mom

[pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com]

@Didthat1957 Question, did you perhaps first get on the internet somewhere around September 1993?

Because you're bringing big September energy to this conversation right now.

[anominominominous@polyglot.city]

@alice

Everything but an animal, obviously

/heavy sarcasm

[didthat1957@mastodon.social]

@pencilears
Hmm I got on the internet in 1976 it was called arpanet we used shark mail, my connection was with a modem that you put a phone receiver in at 300 baud.

[pastelgray@hachyderm.io]

@alice That's an incredibly specific portion of the internet, and one that frightens me

[eruonna@lgbtqia.space]

@eldersea @bthylafh @alice I mean, I know some sexy folks who could pull off that look

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@alice The cat photo really highlights their strengths!

[lettosprey@tech.lgbt]

@alice I... Eh... How is "holding a big fish" ever a wrong answer?? Asking for an osprey...

[eruonna@lgbtqia.space]

@koalou
Exploring the line between intriguing and frightening
@alice

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@alice

Dicks out for Harambe!

[ii_infinitum@mastodon.social]

@alice in my case, I’m just an idiot who didn’t read.

[didthat1957@mastodon.social]

@pencilears
September energy? Is that saying I am into the fall?

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@alice

I cannot stop laughing at this

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@alice I have swiped right on people before just because they have a cute dog. I am okay with just a dog or cat picture 🤭