But how do I become clam?
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But how do I become clam?
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But how do I become clam?
@sus doesn't matter how you get there, just stay clam.
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But how do I become clam?
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@joncounts @sus anyone can do it (:)
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But how do I become clam?
@sus become a Rock Lobster and work your way through the skill tree.
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But how do I become clam?
@sus
It's a zen thing. Look for classes in your area. -
@sus become a Rock Lobster and work your way through the skill tree.
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@idlestate @sus everything eventually goes sideways.
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But how do I become clam?
@sus By behaving more shellfishly.
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But how do I become clam?
@sus is the water calm?
Seriously if the water can't be calm, how in the name of Poseidon can I be calm.
Speaking of The Big P, that guy could do with a little "Enhanced Calm" 'eh? I bet he's got the Three Seashells future out, maybe even five or six. Dude should be super calm.Yet... this is what we got.
And I'm the one who needs to be calm‽
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But how do I become clam?
@sus mollusk I explain everything?
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But how do I become clam?
@sus Shut up while irritated by something small and grow a pearl?
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But how do I become clam?
@sus This does seem problematic. Everything turns to crab, but I've never heard of anything turning to clam.
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But how do I become clam?
we share 50-70% of our DNA with clams
you are already mostly essence of clam
manifest your inner clam
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@idlestate @sus everything eventually goes sideways.
️@emma @idlestate @sus Now I can't stop singing the Smothers Brothers' "Crabs Walk Sideways," for which I thank you dearly because it was a song my beloved (and departed) mom sang to me as a child.
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But how do I become clam?
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But how do I become clam?
@sus Step 1: Do not have an emergency while not clam.
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But how do I become clam?
@sus Step one, get in the water
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But how do I become clam?
"immediately shut your shell, which triggers the alarm"
The water quality monitoring clams in Warsaw, Poland.
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@sus Shut up while irritated by something small and grow a pearl?
@howtophil If this worked, I'd be spitting out pearls at the speed of a machine gun.
