But how do I become clam?

[notyourfanboy@kolektiva.social]

@sus
It's a zen thing. Look for classes in your area.

[idlestate@toot.cat]

@emma

I knew there was going to be a carcinization adjacency, here

it was ... invertabratable?

@sus

[emma@orbital.horse]

@idlestate @sus everything eventually goes sideways. ️

[rob_t_firefly@masto.hackers.town]

@sus By behaving more shellfishly.

[ryencode@mstdn.ca]

@sus is the water calm?
Seriously if the water can't be calm, how in the name of Poseidon can I be calm.
Speaking of The Big P, that guy could do with a little "Enhanced Calm" 'eh? I bet he's got the Three Seashells future out, maybe even five or six. Dude should be super calm.

Yet... this is what we got.

And I'm the one who needs to be calm‽

[stevenray@sfba.social]

@sus mollusk I explain everything?

[howtophil@mastodon.social]

@sus Shut up while irritated by something small and grow a pearl?

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@sus This does seem problematic. Everything turns to crab, but I've never heard of anything turning to clam.

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@sus

we share 50-70% of our DNA with clams

you are already mostly essence of clam

manifest your inner clam

[drsaucy@sfba.social]

@emma @idlestate @sus Now I can't stop singing the Smothers Brothers' "Crabs Walk Sideways," for which I thank you dearly because it was a song my beloved (and departed) mom sang to me as a child.

[melissabeartrix@gives.hugz.online]

@sus

Joints

Hugz & xXx

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@sus Step 1: Do not have an emergency while not clam.

[farah@beige.party]

@sus Step one, get in the water

[isol@mastodon.au]

@sus

"immediately shut your shell, which triggers the alarm"

The water quality monitoring clams in Warsaw, Poland.

[solitha@mastodon.social]

@howtophil If this worked, I'd be spitting out pearls at the speed of a machine gun.

@sus

[sus@timeloop.cafe]

@farah Honestly that is probably the emergency that is happening on a boat so i cannot disagree

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@sus @benroyce

First: you need to go back into your shell, after you have exuded your bones to make that shell

[emma@orbital.horse]

@DrSaucy @idlestate @sus ah another CBS show cancelled to appease a violent goon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPAY7MwJ2aM

[emma@orbital.horse]

@DrSaucy @idlestate @sus and you can tell why Nixon and the South were losing their shit about their show.

[drsaucy@sfba.social]

@emma @idlestate @sus My mom first taught me the "Sally & Herman" song a day or two after she back-handed my aunt across the mouth for responding to my inquiry about the name for a Brazil nut as "N-word toe"