This is the last thing you see before something bad happens.
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@markarayner aaaaaaahhhhhh!
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That’s how lasting childhood memories are made.

@chessert @RegGuy @markarayner also phobias
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@markarayner and also the cover of the next album you will buy
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@markarayner ¡eek!
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Nothing a shotgun won't fix.
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Swans built a nest next to a pond on the campus of a company I worked at. It was near a heavily used walking path. Groundskeepers surrounded the nest with police tape to keep pedestrians from getting too close to it.
This was not done to protect the Swans.
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@markarayner You talkin' to me?
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@markarayner Take me to your Leda.
@oschene Very good.
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UPDATED WITH #AltText@DenOfEarth @markarayner I love it! I want this job

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Broken arm incoming, in 3... 2...
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@markarayner Terribly done in parts with a smartphone photo editor's stamp editor mode, but here you go.
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@markarayner white swans will never not look fucking weird to me.
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@markarayner Who else followed the story of #swanathon on #smithandsniff podcast?
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@markarayner die you manage taking the picture without getting hurt? If so, how?
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@markarayner oh wow, swans do in fact have a dorky side
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@markarayner oh oh you had some kind of misadventure?

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@markarayner New trancecore album cover.