This is the last thing you see before something bad happens.
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@markarayner yeah I never liked it when people started to talk about the "good book"
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@markarayner about to drop a banger.
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@markarayner Take me to your Leda.
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@DenOfEarth @markarayner Mute swans don't honk, that's where their name cames from.
@martaczc @markarayner
Want a new challenge?RETRAIN AS A PEDANT
Go around correcting people on their swan ignorance and unscientific humour
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@markarayner Honk!
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@martaczc @markarayner
Want a new challenge?RETRAIN AS A PEDANT
Go around correcting people on their swan ignorance and unscientific humour
HOURS OF FUN
POPULARITY NOT GUARANTEED
@DenOfEarth @markarayner I'm in!
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@markarayner aaaaaaahhhhhh!
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That’s how lasting childhood memories are made.

@chessert @RegGuy @markarayner also phobias
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@markarayner and also the cover of the next album you will buy
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@markarayner ¡eek!
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Nothing a shotgun won't fix.
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Swans built a nest next to a pond on the campus of a company I worked at. It was near a heavily used walking path. Groundskeepers surrounded the nest with police tape to keep pedestrians from getting too close to it.
This was not done to protect the Swans.
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@markarayner You talkin' to me?
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@markarayner Take me to your Leda.
@oschene Very good.
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@markarayner
UPDATED WITH #AltText@DenOfEarth @markarayner I love it! I want this job

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Broken arm incoming, in 3... 2...
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@markarayner Terribly done in parts with a smartphone photo editor's stamp editor mode, but here you go.
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@markarayner white swans will never not look fucking weird to me.