Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️🔥"
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@alice
I feel like there's a metaphor here.
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff
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- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff
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- "I follow you for the adult content
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"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
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@alice Sometimes I start reading some comments between a few people and want to chime in with some whitty remark, just to realize wtf I just read. I guess there are more freaky types here than I assumed. Or that's just alice.
I wonder what that says about me? 
@mrgrumpymonkey that you have good taste?
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice If they ask at Cumstoms, it is NOT a lockpick...
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@mrgrumpymonkey @notsle obligatory "sadly, to the best of my knowledge he's a Trump supporter (or at least okay with starting a business with one), and I don't recommend his stuff anymore."
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@mrgrumpymonkey @murdoc the key to unlocking true love is in finding someone who fits your vibe.
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@alice If they ask at Cumstoms, it is NOT a lockpick...
@alice spelign...oops...
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@mrgrumpymonkey that you have good taste?
@alice Right... it must be that.
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@alice spelign...oops...
@sasutina13 took me a second to figure out why cum storms would have issues with lockpicks.
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice
Dr Who: *Vibrates 19th century lock open*
Dr Who's 19th century companion: "Doctor! What is that miraculous device?"
Dr Who: "Oh... forgot you were standing there. Um, that's called a 'Sonic Screwdriver'!" -
Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice So that’s how you get off an old lock.
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice Oh imagine treadle-powered sex toys? The calves on those people!
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@mrgrumpymonkey @notsle obligatory "sadly, to the best of my knowledge he's a Trump supporter (or at least okay with starting a business with one), and I don't recommend his stuff anymore."
@alice @mrgrumpymonkey ooff. I was not aware. Thanks.
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice Woe betide the stoker who can't shovel fast enough.
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@mrgrumpymonkey @notsle obligatory "sadly, to the best of my knowledge he's a Trump supporter (or at least okay with starting a business with one), and I don't recommend his stuff anymore."
@alice @mrgrumpymonkey i did buy a starter kit from them, have yet to find the time to learn lock picking. Any recommendations to learn? tools to buy?
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice
WTF did I just watch?
Just spit out my coffee from this morning.
My dog has now come into the room very concerned and nudging my elbow.
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@alice @mrgrumpymonkey i did buy a starter kit from them, have yet to find the time to learn lock picking. Any recommendations to learn? tools to buy?
@notsle take a peek at #LearnLockpickingWithAlice I cover a lot of early stuff.
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@alice
WTF did I just watch?
Just spit out my coffee from this morning.
My dog has now come into the room very concerned and nudging my elbow.
And I am watching it again...@JamesMDonohoe @alice power-assisted lock bumping.
