Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️‍🔥"

[amenonsen@flipping.rocks]

@alice Alice nooo! James H. McWilliams is probably spinning in his grave (but, like, really smoothly while trying to minimise vibrations).

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@alice we must imagine the lock smiling as she lies there devastated… 🤭

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@pentup @alice …I am now realizing why River Song had such good times with the Doctor…

[xyhhx@social.treehouse.systems]

@alice i-

[doctormo@floss.social]

@alice this is as funny as opsex cardigans.

[matildalove@wetdry.world]

@alice society always underestimates the power of vagina owners

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@doctormo wait, why is this a term I don't know about? "opsex cardigans"

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@matildalove this vibe works on locks, cocks, nips, *and* box!

[bent0_b0x@norden.social]

@alice

[speaktrap@mastodon.com.pl]

@alice looks like latest Lockpicking Lawyer's April Fools video

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@alice It’s why chastity belts were a waste of time and batteries.

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@alice watched a lot of LPL, but I haven't seen him use a magic wand to pick a lock

[emla139@mamot.fr]

@alice where can I buy such tools

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@speaktrap obligatory "I don't recommend the videos of Trump supporters or folks who associate with them".

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@benjamincox aww, but chastity belts make for fun little bedroom skill-checks!

And I can't be the only one who stashes lockpicks in my pillow cases

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@reiddragon obligatory "I don't recommend the videos of Trump supporters or folks who associate with them".

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@alice wait what?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@emla139 that's a powerful rapid entry tool, known by security professionals as the Domi 2, by Lovense.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@reiddragon to the best of my knowledge on locksport and security folx, LPL and his Covert Instruments associates are pro-Trump, pro-cop, pro-gun, and anti-queer.

[nicolexyz@hachyderm.io]

@alice ️