Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️‍🔥"

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@alice It’s why chastity belts were a waste of time and batteries.

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@alice watched a lot of LPL, but I haven't seen him use a magic wand to pick a lock

[emla139@mamot.fr]

@alice where can I buy such tools

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@speaktrap obligatory "I don't recommend the videos of Trump supporters or folks who associate with them".

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@benjamincox aww, but chastity belts make for fun little bedroom skill-checks!

And I can't be the only one who stashes lockpicks in my pillow cases

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@reiddragon obligatory "I don't recommend the videos of Trump supporters or folks who associate with them".

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@alice wait what?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@emla139 that's a powerful rapid entry tool, known by security professionals as the Domi 2, by Lovense.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@reiddragon to the best of my knowledge on locksport and security folx, LPL and his Covert Instruments associates are pro-Trump, pro-cop, pro-gun, and anti-queer.

[nicolexyz@hachyderm.io]

@alice ️

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@alice haven't heard of any of that before, though I've also never looked beyond the youtube vids

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@reiddragon I've been active¹ in the security and locksport communities for many years.

¹ read: had drinks with

[bluewitchgwen@girlcock.club]

@alice We have hit peak Alice, everyone.

[speaktrap@mastodon.com.pl]

@alice 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 does he????

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"

Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"

Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."

Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"

https://lgbtqia.space/@alice/115671839616280984

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@bluewitchgwen I can peak multiple times

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@speaktrap as far as I know, yes ‍

[the_gayest_goat_on_elekk@elekk.xyz]

@alice lock so good it rips off your face

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@the_gayest_goat_on_elekk really, who hasn't been there tho?

[floe@hci.social]

@alice *slow clap*