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  • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

    The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

    #php

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    #18

    @rachel "Cyber Correspondent" = some BBC bigwig's son who has shown another BBC journalist a TikTok clip.

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    • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

      The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

      #php

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      #19

      @rachel Please don't show this to Ed Zitron 🙂

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      • mjr@masto.bikeM mjr@masto.bike

        @erik @rachel but many of us may fail to stop ourselves sighing or rolling our eyes when the presenter says something especially wrong and mad. 😉 I still resent them cutting the Click Online / Click / Digital Planet teams - many know what #php is, and I think most would know at least who to ask.

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        #20

        @mjr @rachel Agreed. This is part of why I stopped watching TV, especially “news” as it was just enraging me on every topic that I have any experience with.

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        • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

          The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

          https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

          #php

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          #21

          @rachel lol I can't anymore 😂 "Joe Tidy" that's just gotta be made up

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          • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

            The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

            https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

            #php

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            #22

            @rachel he's probably spent most of his career as a metaverse torso?

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            • hllizi@hespere.deH hllizi@hespere.de

              @rachel he's probably spent most of his career as a metaverse torso?

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              #23

              @rachel or it's just a lie to sound relatable to the millions who heard the name for the first time. Catering to the nerds probably isn't part of his job description.

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              • pikesley@mastodon.me.ukP pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

                @Nickiquote @rachel

                I am reminded of when a "tech journalist" (I think for the BBC, but my memory is hazy) discovered that WhatsApp groupchats have a limit of 1024 members, and rather than thinking "oh yes that's 2^10, nothing to see here", seemed genuinely puzzled why they'd picked such an arbitrary number

                Not knowing what PHP is, is arguably worse, but...

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                #24

                @Nickiquote @rachel

                "We sent our Cricket Correspondent to Lord's to cover the test match but most of his reporting consisted of 'The bowlers kept changing ends every six balls, I don't understand what's happening'"

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                • bashstkid@mastodon.onlineB bashstkid@mastodon.online

                  @rachel Being Bloody Clueless.

                  Imagine being called a military correspondent if your first piece to camera was “I’ve discovered these things called guns, they’re great, now listen to my opinions on wars”

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                  #25

                  @BashStKid @rachel

                  I just filed a complaint about this. I asked which of the following they'd consider acceptable for a domain expert:

                  Economics correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know put orders on stock trades existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.

                  Weather correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know El Niños existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.

                  Sports correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know the off-side rule existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.

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                  • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                    The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                    #php

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                    #26

                    @rachel my impostor syndrome goes better each day

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                    • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                      The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                      #php

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                      #27

                      @rachel I'm kinda jealous (wish I didn't know PHP exists)

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