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  • pikesley@mastodon.me.ukP This user is from outside of this forum
    pikesley@mastodon.me.ukP This user is from outside of this forum
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    #12

    @Nickiquote @rachel

    I am reminded of when a "tech journalist" (I think for the BBC, but my memory is hazy) discovered that WhatsApp groupchats have a limit of 1024 members, and rather than thinking "oh yes that's 2^10, nothing to see here", seemed genuinely puzzled why they'd picked such an arbitrary number

    Not knowing what PHP is, is arguably worse, but...

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    • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

      The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

      #php

      alisonw@fedimon.ukA This user is from outside of this forum
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      #13

      @rachel
      If your 'expert' doesn't know of the existence of something basic to their field of alleged expertise then maybe they aren't the 'expert' you pay them to be! 😳

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      • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

        The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

        #php

        eviloatmeal@floppy.peepee.partyE This user is from outside of this forum
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        #14

        @rachel

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        • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

          The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

          https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

          #php

          gudenau@hachyderm.ioG This user is from outside of this forum
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          #15

          @rachel HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW PHP IN THAT POSITION???

          Man we are so cooked. 😕

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          • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

            The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

            https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

            #php

            helle@tacobelllabs.netH This user is from outside of this forum
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            #16

            @rachel He was too busy cybering. — Vi

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            • erik@mastodon.infrageeks.socialE erik@mastodon.infrageeks.social

              @rachel How about instead of “Cyber Correspondent” they try talking to “Run of the mill sysadmin”?

              While I realize we aren’t generally as photogenic, they might actually have a clue

              mjr@masto.bikeM This user is from outside of this forum
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              #17

              @erik @rachel but many of us may fail to stop ourselves sighing or rolling our eyes when the presenter says something especially wrong and mad. 😉 I still resent them cutting the Click Online / Click / Digital Planet teams - many know what #php is, and I think most would know at least who to ask.

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              • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                #php

                bez_lightyear@crispsandwi.chB This user is from outside of this forum
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                #18

                @rachel "Cyber Correspondent" = some BBC bigwig's son who has shown another BBC journalist a TikTok clip.

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                • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                  The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                  #php

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                  #19

                  @rachel Please don't show this to Ed Zitron 🙂

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                  • mjr@masto.bikeM mjr@masto.bike

                    @erik @rachel but many of us may fail to stop ourselves sighing or rolling our eyes when the presenter says something especially wrong and mad. 😉 I still resent them cutting the Click Online / Click / Digital Planet teams - many know what #php is, and I think most would know at least who to ask.

                    erik@mastodon.infrageeks.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #20

                    @mjr @rachel Agreed. This is part of why I stopped watching TV, especially “news” as it was just enraging me on every topic that I have any experience with.

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                    • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                      The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                      #php

                      grob@mstdn.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #21

                      @rachel lol I can't anymore 😂 "Joe Tidy" that's just gotta be made up

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                      • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                        The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                        #php

                        hllizi@hespere.deH This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #22

                        @rachel he's probably spent most of his career as a metaverse torso?

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                        • hllizi@hespere.deH hllizi@hespere.de

                          @rachel he's probably spent most of his career as a metaverse torso?

                          hllizi@hespere.deH This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #23

                          @rachel or it's just a lie to sound relatable to the millions who heard the name for the first time. Catering to the nerds probably isn't part of his job description.

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                          • pikesley@mastodon.me.ukP pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

                            @Nickiquote @rachel

                            I am reminded of when a "tech journalist" (I think for the BBC, but my memory is hazy) discovered that WhatsApp groupchats have a limit of 1024 members, and rather than thinking "oh yes that's 2^10, nothing to see here", seemed genuinely puzzled why they'd picked such an arbitrary number

                            Not knowing what PHP is, is arguably worse, but...

                            pikesley@mastodon.me.ukP This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #24

                            @Nickiquote @rachel

                            "We sent our Cricket Correspondent to Lord's to cover the test match but most of his reporting consisted of 'The bowlers kept changing ends every six balls, I don't understand what's happening'"

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                            • bashstkid@mastodon.onlineB bashstkid@mastodon.online

                              @rachel Being Bloody Clueless.

                              Imagine being called a military correspondent if your first piece to camera was “I’ve discovered these things called guns, they’re great, now listen to my opinions on wars”

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                              #25

                              @BashStKid @rachel

                              I just filed a complaint about this. I asked which of the following they'd consider acceptable for a domain expert:

                              Economics correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know put orders on stock trades existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.

                              Weather correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know El Niños existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.

                              Sports correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know the off-side rule existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.

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                              • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                                The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                                https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                                #php

                                marud@social.marud.frM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #26

                                @rachel my impostor syndrome goes better each day

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                                • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                                  The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                                  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                                  #php

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                                  #27

                                  @rachel I'm kinda jealous (wish I didn't know PHP exists)

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