This in The Onion was six months ago ...

[sophiesometimes@anarres.family]

@Natasha_Jay I don’t think I’ve hugged the Irish soil yet today. I really need to do that.

[viss@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay i wonder if the writers of the onion feel anything like the writers of the division at this point

[timjclevenger@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay Bread and circuses, except nobody can afford bread.

[glitzersachen@hachyderm.io]

@Natasha_Jay

Somebody thought this was their own press release from the future.

[joonq@social.vivaldi.net]

@Natasha_Jay I wonder if whatever AI that trump is using actually suggested public execution and it got it from this onion article? That would be insane but i would not be surprised at all at this point!

[enthraxxx@h4.io]

@Viss @Natasha_Jay It feels like they're giving ideas to these people in charge... Unwillingly, of course.

[heathen_cat@furs.social]

@Viss @Natasha_Jay
I think they're all just writing where they see this all going and using satire as a cover.

[lbcp@social.linux.pizza]

@Natasha_Jay Watching the US, is like watching the 2001 opening scene on rewind.

[olle_gladso@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay The Onion needs to stop giving the administration ideas.

[rotan@mastodon.ie]

@Natasha_Jay

Obviously The Onion borrowed the crystal ball from The Simpsons.

[thriftwicker@mastodon.social]

@enthraxxx @Viss @Natasha_Jay Forget project 2025. Project Onion is where the real power is.

[rvetter@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay can usually depend on the onion for biting satire, unfortunately this is the truth.

[chocodrawing@mastodon.social]

@timjclevenger @Natasha_Jay well, what about cake then? Have you tried that? XD

[eco_amandine@mastodon.cr]

@Natasha_Jay oh no.

[perrin42@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay

Onionostradamus? Or Poe's Law?

[unkx@icosahedron.website]

@Natasha_Jay I’m left wondering what are the chances that Pete asked Grok what the legal recommendations for executions are in 2026 and Grok summarized this Onion piece for him as actual guidelines from the DOJ…

[jimjoe_isback@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay We are a pathetic nation.

[kimlockhartga@beige.party]

@Natasha_Jay oh shit.

[skoombidoombis@masto.ai]

@Natasha_Jay was it asimov who said that works of fiction aren’t how to manuals?

[ottominati@mstdn.ca]

@Natasha_Jay Oh my, I wonder if pete even understands satire. Since it doesn't seem to, maybe the onion could do some retirement speeches or letters.