Cloudflare just published a vibe coded blog post claiming they implemented Matrix on cloudflare workers.

[joshbal4@m.fa.gl]

@JadedBlueEyes it’s post-quantum security: if you observe it it’s not there

[lappenjammerdiezweite@social.vivaldi.net]

@JadedBlueEyes Is this "blue screen of death" cloudflare?

[bumbervevo@easymode.im]

@DDRitter@neopaquita.es @JadedBlueEyes@tech.lgbt puts a paper plate on top of your server
Yeah that feels secure enough

[womble@infosec.exchange]

@bitofabother in fairness, people are also very bad at ORMs...

[apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises]

@tauon @JadedBlueEyes true but this is the giant rock excavator hitting a whole new substrate of rock bottom

[fsoc@infosec.exchange]

@JadedBlueEyes

Thank you for bringing your attention to this matter.

This #slopshard

[bredroll@mas.to]

@JadedBlueEyes did anyone fork thier repo?

[ariadne@social.treehouse.systems]

@JadedBlueEyes does it scale? does it have the ability to delete CSAM when stupid edgelords device to upload it to your homeserver and then get you swatted?

as always I want to believe there is a usable matrix homeserver... but it seems there is always a catch.

[peturdainn@mastodon.social]

@JadedBlueEyes I stopped reading after:
"But there is a "tax" to running it. Traditionally, operating a Matrix homeserver has meant accepting a heavy operational burden. You have to provision virtual private servers (VPS), tune PostgreSQL for heavy write loads, manage Redis for caching, configure reverse proxies, and handle rotation for TLS certificates. It’s a stateful, heavy beast that demands to be fed time and money, whether you’re using it a lot or a little."

Mine runs on a small NAS ‍️

[saikoujya@mastodon.social]

@JadedBlueEyes internet is dead

[legit_spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al]

@JadedBlueEyes So, in layman's terms, does this mean they claimed they did a thing but did not actually do the thing, and no one checked whether they did the thing before they published the blog claiming they did the thing?

[lunaphied@provably.online]

@JadedBlueEyes @joepie91 we've just gone back to managed databases again: overpriced, billed by metrics that aren't easy to price, and totally impossible to manage.