tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

[risperdoll@social.xenofem.me]

@ophis @zazzoo @peter they should do the prosocial thing and either transition about it or become some sort of like, og pederasts, picking a junior to engage in intercrural intercourse with whilst injecting their memes into their minds

[primavera@void.lgbt]

@peter it moves (and falls) with the agility and grace of an arthritic 90 yo with parkinson's; anyway, I am sure this is money well spent

[helianthropy@tech.lgbt]

@peter The presenter looking expectantly at the remaining debris…

Did they, like, turn it off right away every time it got the presentation right? It nailed the hard part.

[obrow@framapiaf.org]

@peter Better than Marion Cotillard in Batman !

[lord@pleroma.lord.re]

@peter@thepit.social Why do they cover the robot ?
That’s something you would do to a dead human. Do they already think of this as a human ?

[cmdrsprocket@mathstodon.xyz]

@distincteclare @peter brauchst du halt ne dunkle Decke für.

[jsteven@wandering.shop]

@peter
"Somebody! Get it a blankie!"

[lappenjammerdiezweite@social.vivaldi.net]

@peter The goose was clearly not valued.

[zoidbergforpresident@kolektiva.social]

@peter tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

the humanoid robots: kill me

[illuminatianno@mastodon.social]

@peter
What a twist thats not where i thought it was going!! Hahaha

"Its so life-like! Its even got a build in stroke-function!"

[stevegis_ssg@mas.to]

@peter

The shrouding is …

[owoday@social.seattle.wa.us]

@peter *immediately approaches malfunctioning biped robot*

[fwaggle@moodoo.org]

@peter At the risk of anthropomorphising the robot, I kinda felt the falling over backwards then sticking its hand up to say "I'm okay, I just need a minute"

[ingalovinde@embracing.space]

@owl @peter but it tried to show after that!

[woolie@mastodon.social]

@peter this is not the droid you’re looking for

[nullagent@partyon.xyz]

Absolute comedy.

Humanoid robots, no matter how power efficient always have this insanely dangerous failure mode of falling the fuck over that wheeled robots just don't suffer from ‍️

I don't care how "helpful" these bots might be in a home. Just imagine it falling on a small kid or pet...

@peter

[kshernandez@me.dm]

@peter Why do they always cover it up like we can unsee that it just fell clean apart for no reason.

[errant@mastodon.sdf.org]

@peter @nullagent this is everything I've come to expect from qualcomm

[rakoo@blah.rako.space]

@lord
Avoiding bad pictures (but it's too late)

@peter

[neirbowj@mastodon.online]

@peter "I'm fine!"