tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

[risperdoll@social.xenofem.me]

@ophis @zazzoo @peter >implying they're actually interested in their children as anything more than mobile gene torpedoes

[ophis@brain.worm.pink]

@risperdoll @zazzoo @peter yup

but really that kinda goes to my point... they've ideologically cut off that part of their reproductive system and it's going to manifest in weird ways like spending obscene resources on humanoid beings that struggle to learn basic tasks

[risperdoll@social.xenofem.me]

@ophis @zazzoo @peter they should do the prosocial thing and either transition about it or become some sort of like, og pederasts, picking a junior to engage in intercrural intercourse with whilst injecting their memes into their minds

[primavera@void.lgbt]

@peter it moves (and falls) with the agility and grace of an arthritic 90 yo with parkinson's; anyway, I am sure this is money well spent

[helianthropy@tech.lgbt]

@peter The presenter looking expectantly at the remaining debris…

Did they, like, turn it off right away every time it got the presentation right? It nailed the hard part.

[obrow@framapiaf.org]

@peter Better than Marion Cotillard in Batman !

[lord@pleroma.lord.re]

@peter@thepit.social Why do they cover the robot ?
That’s something you would do to a dead human. Do they already think of this as a human ?

[cmdrsprocket@mathstodon.xyz]

@distincteclare @peter brauchst du halt ne dunkle Decke für.

[jsteven@wandering.shop]

@peter
"Somebody! Get it a blankie!"

[lappenjammerdiezweite@social.vivaldi.net]

@peter The goose was clearly not valued.

[zoidbergforpresident@kolektiva.social]

@peter tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

the humanoid robots: kill me

[illuminatianno@mastodon.social]

@peter
What a twist thats not where i thought it was going!! Hahaha

"Its so life-like! Its even got a build in stroke-function!"

[stevegis_ssg@mas.to]

@peter

The shrouding is …

[owoday@social.seattle.wa.us]

@peter *immediately approaches malfunctioning biped robot*

[fwaggle@moodoo.org]

@peter At the risk of anthropomorphising the robot, I kinda felt the falling over backwards then sticking its hand up to say "I'm okay, I just need a minute"

[ingalovinde@embracing.space]

@owl @peter but it tried to show after that!

[woolie@mastodon.social]

@peter this is not the droid you’re looking for

[nullagent@partyon.xyz]

Absolute comedy.

Humanoid robots, no matter how power efficient always have this insanely dangerous failure mode of falling the fuck over that wheeled robots just don't suffer from ‍️

I don't care how "helpful" these bots might be in a home. Just imagine it falling on a small kid or pet...

@peter

[kshernandez@me.dm]

@peter Why do they always cover it up like we can unsee that it just fell clean apart for no reason.

[errant@mastodon.sdf.org]

@peter @nullagent this is everything I've come to expect from qualcomm