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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

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  • peter@thepit.socialP peter@thepit.social

    tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

    the humanoid robots:

    bearbob@hachyderm.ioB This user is from outside of this forum
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    #201

    @peter This was the little uplift my day needed

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    • S shadsterling@mastodon.social

      @peter you’d think that one advantage of the robot being humanoid is that when it collapses you can carry it on a stretcher, but they don’t seem to have prepared for that

      gerardo@mast.hpc.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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      #202

      @ShadSterling: At least they had the black sheets on hand!

      @peter

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      • shelbyvontrapp@tech.lgbtS shelbyvontrapp@tech.lgbt

        @peter This has inspired me to put together a very meme worthy gif of this lol

        sector9@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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        #203

        @ShelbyvonTrapp @peter

        This robot physically expressing how the world feels right now in this timeline.

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        • ophis@brain.worm.pinkO ophis@brain.worm.pink
          @zazzoo @peter watching it at first it's hard not think on some subconscious level "oh baby you're taking your first steps! come on now, come on, you're doing *so good!*"

          anyway i'm starting to susepct if some of these guys had taken more time off to bond with their children the world might be a tiny bit less unhinged
          risperdoll@social.xenofem.meR This user is from outside of this forum
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          #204
          @ophis @zazzoo @peter >implying they're actually interested in their children as anything more than mobile gene torpedoes
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          • risperdoll@social.xenofem.meR risperdoll@social.xenofem.me
            @ophis @zazzoo @peter >implying they're actually interested in their children as anything more than mobile gene torpedoes
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            #205
            @risperdoll @zazzoo @peter yup

            but really that kinda goes to my point... they've ideologically cut off that part of their reproductive system and it's going to manifest in weird ways like spending obscene resources on humanoid beings that struggle to learn basic tasks
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            • ophis@brain.worm.pinkO ophis@brain.worm.pink
              @risperdoll @zazzoo @peter yup

              but really that kinda goes to my point... they've ideologically cut off that part of their reproductive system and it's going to manifest in weird ways like spending obscene resources on humanoid beings that struggle to learn basic tasks
              risperdoll@social.xenofem.meR This user is from outside of this forum
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              #206
              @ophis @zazzoo @peter they should do the prosocial thing and either transition about it or become some sort of like, og pederasts, picking a junior to engage in intercrural intercourse with whilst injecting their memes into their minds
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              • peter@thepit.socialP peter@thepit.social

                tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

                the humanoid robots:

                primavera@void.lgbtP This user is from outside of this forum
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                #207
                @peter it moves (and falls) with the agility and grace of an arthritic 90 yo with parkinson's; anyway, I am sure this is money well spent
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                • peter@thepit.socialP peter@thepit.social

                  tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

                  the humanoid robots:

                  helianthropy@tech.lgbtH This user is from outside of this forum
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                  helianthropy@tech.lgbt
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                  #208

                  @peter The presenter looking expectantly at the remaining debris…

                  Did they, like, turn it off right away every time it got the presentation right? It nailed the hard part. 🙃

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                  • peter@thepit.socialP peter@thepit.social

                    tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

                    the humanoid robots:

                    obrow@framapiaf.orgO This user is from outside of this forum
                    obrow@framapiaf.orgO This user is from outside of this forum
                    obrow@framapiaf.org
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                    #209

                    @peter Better than Marion Cotillard in Batman !

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                    • peter@thepit.socialP peter@thepit.social

                      tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

                      the humanoid robots:

                      lord@pleroma.lord.reL This user is from outside of this forum
                      lord@pleroma.lord.reL This user is from outside of this forum
                      lord@pleroma.lord.re
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                      #210

                      @peter@thepit.social Why do they cover the robot ?
                      That’s something you would do to a dead human. Do they already think of this as a human ?

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                      • distincteclare@social.tchncs.deD distincteclare@social.tchncs.de

                        @cmdrSprocket @peter

                        Kenne mich zu wenig aus bzw. bin von der Robotpropaganda so verstrahlt, dass ich denke, dass muss doch heute stabiler gehen ...

                        Oder kommt meine Putzhilfe in diesem Leben etwa nicht mehr? 😱

                        cmdrsprocket@mathstodon.xyzC This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #211

                        @distincteclare @peter brauchst du halt ne dunkle Decke für. 😁

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                        • peter@thepit.socialP peter@thepit.social

                          tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

                          the humanoid robots:

                          jsteven@wandering.shopJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #212

                          @peter
                          "Somebody! Get it a blankie!"

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                          • peter@thepit.socialP peter@thepit.social

                            tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

                            the humanoid robots:

                            lappenjammerdiezweite@social.vivaldi.netL This user is from outside of this forum
                            lappenjammerdiezweite@social.vivaldi.netL This user is from outside of this forum
                            lappenjammerdiezweite@social.vivaldi.net
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                            #213

                            @peter The goose was clearly not valued.

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                            • peter@thepit.socialP peter@thepit.social

                              tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

                              the humanoid robots:

                              zoidbergforpresident@kolektiva.socialZ This user is from outside of this forum
                              zoidbergforpresident@kolektiva.socialZ This user is from outside of this forum
                              zoidbergforpresident@kolektiva.social
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                              #214

                              @peter tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

                              the humanoid robots: kill me

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                              • peter@thepit.socialP peter@thepit.social

                                tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

                                the humanoid robots:

                                illuminatianno@mastodon.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
                                illuminatianno@mastodon.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
                                illuminatianno@mastodon.social
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                                #215

                                @peter
                                What a twist 🤣🤣🤣 thats not where i thought it was going!! Hahaha

                                "Its so life-like! Its even got a build in stroke-function!"

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                                • peter@thepit.socialP peter@thepit.social

                                  tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

                                  the humanoid robots:

                                  stevegis_ssg@mas.toS This user is from outside of this forum
                                  stevegis_ssg@mas.toS This user is from outside of this forum
                                  stevegis_ssg@mas.to
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                                  #216

                                  @peter

                                  The shrouding is …

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                                  • peter@thepit.socialP peter@thepit.social

                                    tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

                                    the humanoid robots:

                                    owoday@social.seattle.wa.usO This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    owoday@social.seattle.wa.us
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                                    #217

                                    @peter *immediately approaches malfunctioning biped robot*

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                                    • peter@thepit.socialP peter@thepit.social

                                      tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

                                      the humanoid robots:

                                      fwaggle@moodoo.orgF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      fwaggle@moodoo.org
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                                      #218

                                      @peter At the risk of anthropomorphising the robot, I kinda felt the falling over backwards then sticking its hand up to say "I'm okay, I just need a minute"

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                                      • owl@gts.u8.isO owl@gts.u8.is

                                        @peter I can't help but feel sorry for the robot

                                        ingalovinde@embracing.spaceI This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #219

                                        @owl @peter but it tried to show after that!

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                                        • peter@thepit.socialP peter@thepit.social

                                          tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

                                          the humanoid robots:

                                          woolie@mastodon.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          woolie@mastodon.social
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                                          #220

                                          @peter this is not the droid you’re looking for

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