This is the last thing you see before something bad happens.

[djhvii@mastodon.social]

@markarayner True,swans are murderous creatures...

[cstamp@mastodon.social]

@markarayner I really love this.

It keeps appearing in my feed, so, obviously, many others do as well. I smile every time.

[zynaesthesie@mastodon.social]

@markarayner “This swan’s on you, mate!”

[knowuh@mastodon.social]

@markarayner the Alt Text is understated.

[florapis@toot.wales]

@markarayner I have never seen a swan on an actual beach

[nachtet@norden.social]

@markarayner oh oh..

[crazy2bike@fediworld.de]

@markarayner@mas.to 🤩

[martaczc@mastodon.com.pl]

@DenOfEarth @markarayner Mute swans don't honk, that's where their name cames from.

[julescelt01@universeodon.com]

@DenOfEarth @markarayner This funny. I met a wildlife photographer that had her arm broke by a swan...those hollow bones are stronger than people think.

[bolomkxxviii@mastodon.social]

@markarayner Fowl picture!

[tezoatlipoca@mas.to]

@julescelt01 @DenOfEarth @markarayner was she karving her initials on the side of the swan with a dental interspace toothbrush?

[woollypigs@sudomakecake.com]

@markarayner yeah I never liked it when people started to talk about the "good book"

[bellegraylane@universeodon.com]

@markarayner about to drop a banger.

[oschene@mastodon.social]

@markarayner Take me to your Leda.

[denofearth@mas.to]

@martaczc @markarayner
Want a new challenge?

RETRAIN AS A PEDANT

Go around correcting people on their swan ignorance and unscientific humour

HOURS OF FUN

POPULARITY NOT GUARANTEED

[bamfingle@cyberplace.social]

@markarayner Honk!

[martaczc@mastodon.com.pl]

@DenOfEarth @markarayner I'm in!

[acm_redfox@jawns.club]

@markarayner aaaaaaahhhhhh!

[acm_redfox@jawns.club]

@chessert @RegGuy @markarayner also phobias

[beandev@social.tchncs.de]

@markarayner
My dog could tell you a thing or two about that.