This is the last thing you see before something bad happens.
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@markarayner I smell bread...and fear.
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@markarayner True,swans are murderous creatures...
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@markarayner I really love this.
It keeps appearing in my feed, so, obviously, many others do as well. I smile every time.
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@markarayner “This swan’s on you, mate!”
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@markarayner the Alt Text is understated.
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@markarayner I have never seen a swan on an actual beach
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@markarayner oh oh..
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@markarayner
UPDATED WITH #AltText@DenOfEarth @markarayner Mute swans don't honk, that's where their name cames from.
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UPDATED WITH #AltText@DenOfEarth @markarayner This funny. I met a wildlife photographer that had her arm broke by a swan...those hollow bones are stronger than people think.
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@markarayner Fowl picture!
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@DenOfEarth @markarayner This funny. I met a wildlife photographer that had her arm broke by a swan...those hollow bones are stronger than people think.
@julescelt01 @DenOfEarth @markarayner was she karving her initials on the side of the swan with a dental interspace toothbrush?
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@markarayner yeah I never liked it when people started to talk about the "good book"
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@markarayner about to drop a banger.
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@markarayner Take me to your Leda.
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@DenOfEarth @markarayner Mute swans don't honk, that's where their name cames from.
@martaczc @markarayner
Want a new challenge?RETRAIN AS A PEDANT
Go around correcting people on their swan ignorance and unscientific humour
HOURS OF FUN
POPULARITY NOT GUARANTEED
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@markarayner Honk!
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@martaczc @markarayner
Want a new challenge?RETRAIN AS A PEDANT
Go around correcting people on their swan ignorance and unscientific humour
HOURS OF FUN
POPULARITY NOT GUARANTEED
@DenOfEarth @markarayner I'm in!
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@markarayner aaaaaaahhhhhh!
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That’s how lasting childhood memories are made.
@chessert @RegGuy @markarayner also phobias
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