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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

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  • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

    A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

    https://www.satyress.com/

    So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

    Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

    😵‍💫

    I don't think I'm being rescued

    I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

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    epistomai@mastodon.social
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    #102

    @benroyce I saw it three days ago, and thought it was the most heavy metal prop like the gigantic spider in the entrance of Hellfest on France 😆

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    • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

      A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

      https://www.satyress.com/

      So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

      Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

      😵‍💫

      I don't think I'm being rescued

      I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

      florapis@toot.walesF This user is from outside of this forum
      florapis@toot.walesF This user is from outside of this forum
      florapis@toot.wales
      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #103

      @benroyce it has a sheeps head! Nope, I'd hide

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      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

        @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

        i agree

        he has been working in obscurity for 2 years on this

        so we can say it's not manufactured and fake provocation, this is the dude's real deal

        i would also entertain the notion he is completely authentic: he is not trying to get a reaction from us, that he sincerely believes he is delivering an honest product

        so it's tongue-in-cheek art project or sincere work of a bizarre dude. but we both agree it's not fake bizarreness for the sake of media drama

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        guillotine_jones@beige.party
        wrote sidst redigeret af
        #104

        @benroyce @fruchti
        I concur, Ben.
        And even anti-dystopian art can be serious and tongue-in-cheek at the same time.

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        • vwdasher@mymasto.comV vwdasher@mymasto.com

          @benroyce a robot centaur with a chainsaw?

          Fuck that.

          oyu_fka@mastodon.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #105

          @VWDasher @benroyce No, it's perfectly safe...as long as you have a gun or knife to shoot/stab it - apparently that will stop it in it's tracks, lol!

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          • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

            A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

            https://www.satyress.com/

            So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

            Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

            😵‍💫

            I don't think I'm being rescued

            I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

            earwigplanet@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
            earwigplanet@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
            earwigplanet@mastodon.social
            wrote sidst redigeret af
            #106

            @benroyce That's an enemy from Doom.

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            • earwigplanet@mastodon.socialE earwigplanet@mastodon.social

              @benroyce That's an enemy from Doom.

              benroyce@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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              benroyce@mastodon.social
              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #107

              @earwigplanet

              yup

              a vassago

              id software released new official material for the original game, two years ago!

              old guy here, i played through the new levels

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              • oyu_fka@mastodon.socialO oyu_fka@mastodon.social

                @VWDasher @benroyce No, it's perfectly safe...as long as you have a gun or knife to shoot/stab it - apparently that will stop it in it's tracks, lol!

                benroyce@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #108

                @Oyu_Fka @VWDasher 🥴

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                • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                  A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                  https://www.satyress.com/

                  So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                  Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                  😵‍💫

                  I don't think I'm being rescued

                  I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                  elbosso@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
                  elbosso@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
                  elbosso@mastodon.social
                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #109

                  @benroyce this has to be a meek try at satire/sarcasm. It *has* to...

                  benroyce@mastodon.socialB 1 Reply Last reply
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                  • guillotine_jones@beige.partyG guillotine_jones@beige.party

                    @benroyce @fruchti
                    I concur, Ben.
                    And even anti-dystopian art can be serious and tongue-in-cheek at the same time.

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                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #110

                    @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                    i admire him

                    not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                    i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                    how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                    not this guy

                    and no investors

                    so the techbro accusations are invalid

                    he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                    markc568@beige.partyM crow@cville.onlineC guillotine_jones@beige.partyG 4 Replies Last reply
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                    • elbosso@mastodon.socialE elbosso@mastodon.social

                      @benroyce this has to be a meek try at satire/sarcasm. It *has* to...

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                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                      #111

                      @elbosso

                      we've been discussing it

                      we've rejected the notion it's fake for the sake of media drama

                      he has no investors and has been working in obscurity on it for 2 years

                      so it is authentic

                      but authentic what?

                      is he an absurdist artist? or is he a sincere dude with a sincere vision, and the rest of us find his sincere vision a little off?

                      that's the question

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                      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                        A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                        https://www.satyress.com/

                        So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                        Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                        😵‍💫

                        I don't think I'm being rescued

                        I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                        semantikast@openbiblio.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        semantikast@openbiblio.social
                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                        #112

                        @benroyce Well, that's the other half of what @pluralistic is talking about.

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                        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                          @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                          i admire him

                          not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                          i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                          how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                          not this guy

                          and no investors

                          so the techbro accusations are invalid

                          he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                          markc568@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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                          markc568@beige.party
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                          #113

                          @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti Kind of like this guy’s project to build a suit to withstand a bear attack

                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Grizzly_(film)

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                          • plantagolabs@mastodon.socialP plantagolabs@mastodon.social

                            @benroyce The safety features are just so bizarre. It can be equipped with extra large horns so it cannot go through standard doors, and the emergency stop is shooting at it with a gun.

                            This has to be made by a diabolical alliance between techbros and hillbillies.

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                            florapis@toot.wales
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                            #114

                            @plantagolabs let's hope it doesn't learn that turning its head will solve the extra large horn problem @benroyce

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                            • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                              @earwigplanet

                              yup

                              a vassago

                              id software released new official material for the original game, two years ago!

                              old guy here, i played through the new levels

                              kelvin0mql@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                              kelvin0mql@mastodon.social
                              wrote sidst redigeret af
                              #115

                              @benroyce @earwigplanet

                              Fond (& yet also unpleasant) memories from decades ago learning what Doom was.

                              And yes, now I'm going to see if I can get it on SteamDeck.

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                              • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                                i admire him

                                not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                                i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                                how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                                not this guy

                                and no investors

                                so the techbro accusations are invalid

                                he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                                crow@cville.onlineC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #116

                                @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti The look of the thing really makes me think it’s a piece of artwork, not a mechanism. Too smooth, too graceful looking. Compare to the legs on any iRobot device and they look aesthetically pleasing in comparison.

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                                • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                  A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                                  https://www.satyress.com/

                                  So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                                  Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                                  😵‍💫

                                  I don't think I'm being rescued

                                  I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                                  willi@bifrost.wurzerfamily.netW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  willi@bifrost.wurzerfamily.net
                                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                                  #117

                                  @benroyce I'm 100% sure it will be used for "crowd control" once the riots start.

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                                  • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                    @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                                    i admire him

                                    not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                                    i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                                    how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                                    not this guy

                                    and no investors

                                    so the techbro accusations are invalid

                                    he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                                    crow@cville.onlineC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #118

                                    @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti “and no investors.”

                                    The whole “designed to be easy to kill” really sinks this in. No one in tech will invest in a robot designed to be easily disabled.

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                                    • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                      A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                                      https://www.satyress.com/

                                      So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                                      Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                                      😵‍💫

                                      I don't think I'm being rescued

                                      I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                                      mkoek@mastodon.nlM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      mkoek@mastodon.nl
                                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                                      #119

                                      @benroyce I was at a conference a few weeks back where they had cute little robot dogs walking around and even those freaked me out. Not ready for this future… 🙂

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                                      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                        @salixsericea

                                        he's been at it for two years. no investors

                                        that's one long con then

                                        he articulates plausible reasons for the design choices (even the horns: he doesn't want it going indoors, he wants it to get stuck in doors)

                                        "satyress" does sound like satire but it's a real word: it's a woman satyr

                                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyress

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                                        salixsericea@mastodon.social
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                                        #120

                                        @benroyce I appreciate his engineering skills, and we can not expect every engineer to have the design chops of da Vinci. At the end of the day, this iron horsy girl isn't more ludicrous than, say, Elmo's two legged storm trooper robots.

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                                        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                          @edsullivan @salixsericea weed whacker! 🤭

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                                          #121

                                          @benroyce @edsullivan Modify the head so it can graze! 😃

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