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  3. A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

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  • yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.comY yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com

    @benroyce

    I think the chainsaw sells the whole thing.

    /sarc

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    #97

    @yourautisticlife

    /satyre

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    • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

      @macacator you can't refuse. you've chosen battle then 😅

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      #98

      @benroyce THEN IT IS A BATTLE IT SHALL HAVE!

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      • aubreydelosdestinos@101010.plA aubreydelosdestinos@101010.pl

        @benroyce They really did themselves a disservice with the looks of it. This should be slapped with all the firefight department logos. And get rid of the damn horns. Other than that, it might actually be a pretty cool robot. Provided it works.

        elbeetoots@mastodon.nlE This user is from outside of this forum
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        #99

        @AubreyDeLosDestinos @benroyce You can sit on it and hold its horns like you're riding a motorcycle.

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        • elbeetoots@mastodon.nlE elbeetoots@mastodon.nl

          @AubreyDeLosDestinos @benroyce You can sit on it and hold its horns like you're riding a motorcycle.

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          #100

          @ElBeeToots @AubreyDeLosDestinos

          you try first, i'll watch 😆

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          • xchaos@f.czX xchaos@f.cz

            @plantagolabs @benroyce They are hand-made in a small village located deep upstream in the Uncanny Valley.

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            #101

            Or if not exactly hands, for they are certainly not hands in any form that a human would recognise as being hands, but they are still appendages that serve a similar function, for the strange creatures that control them.

            @xChaos @plantagolabs @benroyce

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            • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

              A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

              https://www.satyress.com/

              So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

              Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

              😵‍💫

              I don't think I'm being rescued

              I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

              epistomai@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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              #102

              @benroyce I saw it three days ago, and thought it was the most heavy metal prop like the gigantic spider in the entrance of Hellfest on France 😆

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              • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                https://www.satyress.com/

                So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                😵‍💫

                I don't think I'm being rescued

                I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                florapis@toot.walesF This user is from outside of this forum
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                #103

                @benroyce it has a sheeps head! Nope, I'd hide

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                • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                  @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                  i agree

                  he has been working in obscurity for 2 years on this

                  so we can say it's not manufactured and fake provocation, this is the dude's real deal

                  i would also entertain the notion he is completely authentic: he is not trying to get a reaction from us, that he sincerely believes he is delivering an honest product

                  so it's tongue-in-cheek art project or sincere work of a bizarre dude. but we both agree it's not fake bizarreness for the sake of media drama

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                  #104

                  @benroyce @fruchti
                  I concur, Ben.
                  And even anti-dystopian art can be serious and tongue-in-cheek at the same time.

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                  • vwdasher@mymasto.comV vwdasher@mymasto.com

                    @benroyce a robot centaur with a chainsaw?

                    Fuck that.

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                    #105

                    @VWDasher @benroyce No, it's perfectly safe...as long as you have a gun or knife to shoot/stab it - apparently that will stop it in it's tracks, lol!

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                    • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                      A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                      https://www.satyress.com/

                      So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                      Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                      😵‍💫

                      I don't think I'm being rescued

                      I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                      earwigplanet@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #106

                      @benroyce That's an enemy from Doom.

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                      • earwigplanet@mastodon.socialE earwigplanet@mastodon.social

                        @benroyce That's an enemy from Doom.

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                        #107

                        @earwigplanet

                        yup

                        a vassago

                        id software released new official material for the original game, two years ago!

                        old guy here, i played through the new levels

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                        • oyu_fka@mastodon.socialO oyu_fka@mastodon.social

                          @VWDasher @benroyce No, it's perfectly safe...as long as you have a gun or knife to shoot/stab it - apparently that will stop it in it's tracks, lol!

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                          #108

                          @Oyu_Fka @VWDasher 🥴

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                          • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                            A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                            https://www.satyress.com/

                            So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                            Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                            😵‍💫

                            I don't think I'm being rescued

                            I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                            elbosso@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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                            elbosso@mastodon.social
                            wrote sidst redigeret af
                            #109

                            @benroyce this has to be a meek try at satire/sarcasm. It *has* to...

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                            • guillotine_jones@beige.partyG guillotine_jones@beige.party

                              @benroyce @fruchti
                              I concur, Ben.
                              And even anti-dystopian art can be serious and tongue-in-cheek at the same time.

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                              #110

                              @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                              i admire him

                              not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                              i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                              how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                              not this guy

                              and no investors

                              so the techbro accusations are invalid

                              he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

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                              • elbosso@mastodon.socialE elbosso@mastodon.social

                                @benroyce this has to be a meek try at satire/sarcasm. It *has* to...

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                                #111

                                @elbosso

                                we've been discussing it

                                we've rejected the notion it's fake for the sake of media drama

                                he has no investors and has been working in obscurity on it for 2 years

                                so it is authentic

                                but authentic what?

                                is he an absurdist artist? or is he a sincere dude with a sincere vision, and the rest of us find his sincere vision a little off?

                                that's the question

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                                • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                  A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                                  https://www.satyress.com/

                                  So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                                  Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                                  😵‍💫

                                  I don't think I'm being rescued

                                  I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                                  semantikast@openbiblio.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #112

                                  @benroyce Well, that's the other half of what @pluralistic is talking about.

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                                  • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                    @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                                    i admire him

                                    not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                                    i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                                    how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                                    not this guy

                                    and no investors

                                    so the techbro accusations are invalid

                                    he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

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                                    #113

                                    @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti Kind of like this guy’s project to build a suit to withstand a bear attack

                                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Grizzly_(film)

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                                    • plantagolabs@mastodon.socialP plantagolabs@mastodon.social

                                      @benroyce The safety features are just so bizarre. It can be equipped with extra large horns so it cannot go through standard doors, and the emergency stop is shooting at it with a gun.

                                      This has to be made by a diabolical alliance between techbros and hillbillies.

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                                      #114

                                      @plantagolabs let's hope it doesn't learn that turning its head will solve the extra large horn problem @benroyce

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                                      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                        @earwigplanet

                                        yup

                                        a vassago

                                        id software released new official material for the original game, two years ago!

                                        old guy here, i played through the new levels

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                                        #115

                                        @benroyce @earwigplanet

                                        Fond (& yet also unpleasant) memories from decades ago learning what Doom was.

                                        And yes, now I'm going to see if I can get it on SteamDeck.

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                                        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                          @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                                          i admire him

                                          not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                                          i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                                          how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                                          not this guy

                                          and no investors

                                          so the techbro accusations are invalid

                                          he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                                          crow@cville.onlineC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #116

                                          @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti The look of the thing really makes me think it’s a piece of artwork, not a mechanism. Too smooth, too graceful looking. Compare to the legs on any iRobot device and they look aesthetically pleasing in comparison.

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